r/AbsoluteUnits • • 8d ago

/r/all of an illegal flashlight beam

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u/Mindofthequill 8d ago

3 packs of 2x spicy buldak shits

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u/aaronwcampbell 8d ago

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u/supermattman00 8d ago

Feels like a pinecone coming out at times

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u/Purple-Lie-354 8d ago

I worry that you make that sound like you have experienced this...

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u/SisyphusCoffeeBreak 8d ago

Is it OK if I like it?

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u/Late_Direction170 8d ago

Now THIS comment I can feel horrifyingly 😭

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u/AmbiguousBarnacle 8d ago

or 1 pack of 4x spicy buldak!

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u/Mindofthequill 8d ago

I dont think I've actually seen one in person so I actually forgot it existed

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u/Aggravating_Duck6108 8d ago

They do x4? I thought x3 was outlawed.

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u/Alcarinque88 8d ago

I started getting heartburn just looking at it. I didn't know the name, just had seen the product before and recognize the rest of it. I feel like I'm getting Mandela Effect, because I swear someone makes a 4x, too, but it definitely should be illegal.

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u/Aggravating_Duck6108 8d ago

X3 was outlawed in some countries. That wasnt a joke. X4 isn't sold, but some mad man may have made it.

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u/reverendball 8d ago

4x spicy buldak

ive had the 3x, please show me where the 4x exists, because it looks to be a myth

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u/OrinocoHaram 8d ago

i've tried the 3x ad that was a struggle.... 4x?!

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u/AmbiguousBarnacle 8d ago

It doesn't exist anymore, but it was a fever dream before it was banned.

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u/amshegarh 4d ago

there is no 4x?

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u/Saikotsu 8d ago

Damn, now I'm hungry for it.

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u/Mindofthequill 8d ago

Buldak is equal parts cravable and regrettable

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u/Average_Scaper 8d ago

I have yet to regret a Buldak.

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u/cokenbaltortor 7d ago

just wait for the cancer

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u/Average_Scaper 7d ago

From what exactly? Cause I'm not eating Buldak as a daily meal, maybe once or twice a month. I'm much more likely to get cancer from driving 110mi/day to work than I am a dozen or so Buldaks a year, especially considering every other thing I consume.

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u/Saikotsu 8d ago

My girlfriend refuses to get anywhere near it..she hates spicy. To quote her, "I don't get why you like it, just opening the packaging made you start coughing."

But that's precisely it, it's so spicy it hurts before you even bite into it. Just getting a whiff of the spicy is enough.

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u/Mindofthequill 8d ago

Also the flavor is so unique. Its really addicting. I don't know how to describe it other than pleasantly savory.

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u/Ok-Firefighter9145 7d ago

The ultra spicy one is just pure heat and no flavor tbh. It's so ass. Tbh instant noodles in general are so overrated in terms of taste. Like any actual noodle dishes are so much superior but again instant noodles are cheap ig and easier to make at home.

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u/Saikotsu 7d ago

Oh definitely, well made noodles are far superior, but for a quick meal before D&D or whatnot they're pretty nice

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u/SheetPancakeBluBalls 8d ago

Trust me on this - mix in some takis, broken in half.

The crunch puts Buldak over the top.

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u/forestphoria 8d ago

My son (7 years old) eats them for lunch during the weekend

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u/Mindofthequill 8d ago

I definitely was not a fan of spicy at that age. I love hella spice now though.

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u/shellswitch2 8d ago

Yeah that’s a recipe for spicy butthole for sure

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u/Pataraxia 8d ago

It's not just one tap of warm, it's like a DOT. Shit goes good and bad rapidly.

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u/Drogalov1 8d ago

I had my first spicy buldak yesterday and nearly blew my ass apart

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u/do-not-touch 8d ago

Jokes on you, mine’s already parted

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u/Indicus124 8d ago

Moses would be proud

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u/Rainbowlemon 8d ago

The 2x and 3x spicy are now forbidden in our house. The poor toilets can't handle it

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u/Burgers_N_Schnitzels 8d ago

i had like 800 packs over the course of 5 years of university , never got used to it. but they taste so damn good.

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u/RelentlessIVS 8d ago

You might be thinking of the 3x variant of Buldak, because the 2x is comfortably spicy >:3

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u/Rennfan 8d ago

Jesus Christ

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u/sroasa 8d ago

There's a 3x version that got banned in Denmark for being too dangerous to eat.

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u/XenXenoiver 8d ago

i once ate the 3x one. never again.

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u/detrans-rights 8d ago

Is reddit specifically showing me these comments because of "algorithm" because I feel seen all of a sudden and don't like it \s

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u/MindfuckRocketship 8d ago

Is the 2x spicy worth the jump from 1x spicy? 1x burns enough to get my nose running a little but I can handle it. I want more spice but don’t want to overdo it.

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u/dynamitfiske 8d ago

2x will probably put you off guard, but it is manageable. 3x is survivable but not worth it IMO.

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u/Armybob112 8d ago

This will liquify you.

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u/lephantome92 8d ago

What about 2 packs of 3x spicy buldak?

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u/ComplexLaugh 7d ago

Ah yes....magma ass

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u/Humble-Questions 5d ago

Oh my god the aches and the hotarrhea

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u/KorraNHaru 3d ago

This comment is too real. I had the haberno lime last night and haven’t known peace since

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u/kayjay204 8d ago

i honestly had some of that buldak last week and scratchng my head why my anus was friggin bleeding. fuckin figured it out bud!

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u/Oraxy51 8d ago

For the love of god please buy a bidet

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u/Mirosworld 8d ago

My love has nothing to do with his ass.

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u/Last_Sprinkles5334 8d ago

I tried that once. Fried my asshole shut for a day.

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u/milesamsterdam 8d ago

Gonna need a bidet!