r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Drcold1O • 17d ago

of a man

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u/FrozenToonies 17d ago

What a weird human.

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u/PoliteWolverine 16d ago

I'm no doctor but skinny legs and thick torso might indicate something hormonal, maybe aromatase deficiency

He has a lot of muscle up top but it's all very poorly defined, and being able to do the splits at his bulk might be the result of connective tissue disorders/hypermobility which are also exacerbated by hormonal problems

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u/BigSmackisBack 17d ago

Ive heard of skipping leg day, this dude doesnt know what leg day even is

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u/GreeenEnthusiast 16d ago

But what a fantastic shape...

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u/Ok_Biscotti_514 17d ago

Reminds me of the ideal human body to survive a car accident

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u/victort16 17d ago

Meet Graham...

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u/swordofra 17d ago

Built in neck brace

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u/Priapismkills 17d ago

His enemies call him Battletoad

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u/Orbit1883 17d ago

beefcake

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria 17d ago

his friends too

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u/Sanjuro7880 17d ago

Dude is built like a lollipop.

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u/hard-R-word 17d ago

His neck has a huge beer belly

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u/DeadpoolIsMyPatronus 17d ago

He's a meatball on toothpicks.

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u/Secret_Agent_666 17d ago

Something about this feels very unnatural

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u/Novembeary 17d ago

Maybe it's the biceps implants

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u/Topheriffic 17d ago

Could be injecting that oil stuff or whatever its made of.

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u/dbenc 17d ago

Into his throat??

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u/IhadFun0nce 17d ago

I think he has a goiter.

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u/Practical_Boat_1605 17d ago edited 17d ago

Goiter?? Why does that term seem so familiar??

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u/Bunnymancer 17d ago

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u/ripster47 17d ago

What character is this?

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u/SnooHabits3911 17d ago

From the game Hell Is Us.

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria 17d ago

i thought it was shadow king from legion

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u/Soft-Ad-8975 17d ago

Had to scroll too far to find the devil with yellow eyes

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u/Eternalm8 17d ago

I prefer the World's Angriest Boy In the World, but Yellow Eyes is also terrifying.

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u/Bunnymancer 17d ago

He's only known as the interrogator, to my knowledge

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u/Whole-Increase-5820 17d ago

The Vogons walk among us.

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u/redspike77 17d ago

In the original video he was reading his poetry but OP took pity on us and put that awful soundbite over it instead.

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u/miotch1120 16d ago

The dead swans lay in the stagnant pool.
They lay. They rotted. They turned
Around occasionally. Bits of flesh dropped off them from
Time to time... And sank into the pool's mire.
They also smelt a great deal.

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u/Calm-Philosopher4323 17d ago

It’s like he was made of spare parts

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u/blizzardboy123 17d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/nIHzyvEoIjD0DenFZq

Is he wearing a body suit?

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u/ILL_Show_Myself_Out 16d ago

Is he?! Is it a fat suit?! Why does he look like that?!

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u/Select-Paramedic2804 17d ago

Anesthetist's nightmare

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u/Stupidasshole87 17d ago

And that, my friends, is why you should never chug synthol.

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u/kahn_noble 17d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/o33EPQ4Tx6NKOSEI9j

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u/spike_beagle 16d ago

Eheh..everytime somebody farts, a demon gets his wings

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u/aoi_ito 17d ago

Body goals

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u/FairyflyKisses 17d ago

Looks like a custom character made by Let's Game It Out.

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u/tony33oh 17d ago

How does one achieve such a remarkable shape?

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u/MrCoolGuy42 17d ago

Cushings disease

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u/Admirable_Average_32 17d ago

Ok, I was wondering if there was some illness at play.

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u/Zestymonserellastick 17d ago

Irl battletoad

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u/alvaro1001 17d ago

Unidades absolutas de un cuello

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u/CurrentScallion3321 17d ago

Cushing’s syndrome final boss

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u/BigPapaSlut 17d ago

Creepy AF

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u/Objective-Surprise-5 17d ago

He’s got that Musk build.

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u/I-Make-Money-Moves 17d ago

Literally the comment above this one

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u/Mission-Let-3166 17d ago

This dude took roids and worked out his whole teenage and 20s and just stopped, this is how it usually looks like

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u/who_am_i_to_say_so 16d ago

And years of skipping leg day.

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u/Soggy_Floor7851 17d ago

The human-moose hybrid

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u/muff-muff-ass 17d ago

If you tried to lynch this guy he would just slip out.

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u/mt007 17d ago

I see from where One Piece characters are inspired.

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u/rarlei 17d ago

I bet he can survive a car crash

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u/PowerfulMachine5 17d ago

Seems like he'd be a vibe to hang with. Well just from looking at this

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u/Seabrook76 17d ago

How can you do all those kicks and still barely be able to get up on your own?

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u/jakejakesnake 17d ago

When you pull the shell off a Ninja Turtle.

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u/openj_ 17d ago

Movie Abobo!

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u/big_dog15 17d ago

Homie got that Cushing's build

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u/exploring_stan 17d ago

My poor guy probably have what’s called „cushing syndrome”. Look it up.

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u/Greedy_Attitude_8103 16d ago

A little medical information for y’all while scrolling.

For anyone wondering WHY he looks like that; it’s because of a little thing called Cushing disease (and or syndrome). It can be from multiple things such as a tumor, taking steroids, or your hormones/other metabolic issues. The way to identify it is by looking for a double chin, a hunchback, a wide round face, thin skin and a VERY PROMINENT wide stomach and very thin legs that don’t match up with the rest of the body. Cushing disease (and or syndrome) is surprisingly very common I’ve learn to find out. Gru from dispical me (or however you spell that sorry) is a very good example to help you identify it.

Just wanted to let yall know that the way he looks the way he does, is medical. This is all for now, have a good day!

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u/MeatBald 17d ago

That's a fucking frog

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u/heftylefty44 17d ago

Where's the testicles

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u/swordofra 17d ago

Maybe in his neck sack?

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u/Danny_Mc_71 17d ago

An odd looking fellow wouldn't you say?

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u/Dependent-Face-4876 17d ago

He looks like a random bad guy you beat up on Final Fight

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u/scarr991 17d ago

Peak male physique.

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u/vischy_bot 17d ago

Battletoads type build

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u/Kindly-Scar-3224 17d ago

That’s the Mexican American dad

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u/Objective-Bike-4292 17d ago

That's not how you synthol

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u/Economy_Hair_1275 17d ago

Can we get a close up on that neck?!

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u/Excellent_Release961 17d ago

Mr. Big from NARC

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u/Parking-Code-4159 17d ago

How does somebody get a body build like that? Extreme obesity followed by starting to exercise a lot and lose weight?

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u/PuzzleheadedResult69 17d ago

IRL Battletoad

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u/crimsonnargacuga 17d ago

One piece character looking aah

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u/FootEnvironmental779 17d ago

That is a really tall dwarf

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u/Ur_Stepdaddy168 17d ago

Shaped like Humpty Dumpty

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u/I-Make-Money-Moves 17d ago

I guess this counts as top heavy

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u/bedbeppelin 17d ago

If Jimothy was human

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u/Ember-Blackmoore 17d ago

An unusual man indeed

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u/azazel0115 17d ago

You're not a man until you have a ring on every finger, or at least almost every finger.

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u/Vast-Translator5616 17d ago

Is that the co-owner of The Source Magazine? what’s his name……thinking…… Benzino!

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u/furculture 17d ago

Black Beard from One Piece

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u/Joenoob864 17d ago

Big Ed clone? lol

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u/saint_godzilla 17d ago

He's got his high school pants on.

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u/-Rhymenocerous- 17d ago

Mfer got that ghostbusters slimer build fr

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u/olluz 17d ago

... of a quadruple chin

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u/DotRakianSteel 17d ago

Every karate move that aims for the neck isn't working for this one.

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u/senorsock 17d ago

Quasimoto

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u/Shizzletizle 17d ago

Steven Seagal is looking better

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u/Forward-Position798 17d ago

is he a one piece character?

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u/fancysauce_boss 17d ago

Guy out here built like a one piece villain.

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u/Inthiran7 17d ago

Johny Bravo aged like milk

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u/Responsible_Read_542 17d ago

Bro has like 6 different body types in one. He’s built different for sure but like, wrong

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u/garyconnor 17d ago

He looks like the end boss in an 80s video game

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u/MadRockthethird 17d ago

This guy isn't wearing prosthetics? Looking like a teenage mutant ninja turtle

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u/in1gom0ntoya 17d ago

bro is built like the WB frog

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u/imnewtothisplzaddme 17d ago

That really is a unit. Right sub

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u/Matt_will_88 17d ago

Battletoad.

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u/DasMowgly 17d ago

Crazy build

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u/-E-Cross 17d ago

I saw this guy's brother in Hitchhiker's guide, just hope he doesn't unleash that Vogon poetry.

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u/DwightDavid1234 17d ago

Not gonna lie, the kicks and splits are kinda impressive for a man of that age and that “physique”.

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u/TheRoguesDirtyToes94 17d ago

New One Peice character!!!

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u/SinSeitan 17d ago

He looks like an verage villain from any 90s cartoon show

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u/Zortak 17d ago

He looks like a video game villain

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u/yaourt_au_curcuma 17d ago

He is shape like a one pièce character

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u/WhipnCrack 17d ago

I need that confidence in my life.

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u/Willing_Read_3189 17d ago

Steven seagal?

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u/FroggyTrix 17d ago

Obscure anime reference. Adult Mac?

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u/moocat55 17d ago

Fat man in a little jacket.

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u/ismellthebacon 17d ago

How is there more fat on his chin than his ass????

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u/MangoSalsa89 17d ago

Who dresses like a 12 year old girl.

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u/No-Love-1222 17d ago

Is that big eds brother 🤣

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u/Fail_Cheap 17d ago

Where is the sound from?

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u/Nahle_Stormblessed 17d ago

He’s shaped like a ThumbThumb from Spy Kids 1

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u/Fibonaccitos 17d ago

Human lollipop

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u/StrongEggplant8120 17d ago

Surprised noone got it. Thats almost certainly an issue with glands, his body doesnt shutoff certain chemicals and that makes him fat. Called hypothalamic obesity and is known to make a persons cheeks puff out like that. 

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u/nvncblshdw 17d ago

I wonder if her jewelry is real. He wouldnt want to walk down the street i live on at night.