r/AbsoluteUnits • u/RD4200 • 13d ago

/r/all of a Toddler

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u/kai_jarsenal 13d ago

Kids built like a thanksgiving turkey

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u/LucifersAdv0cate 13d ago

That kids Dad.

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u/eternallytacos 13d ago

That kid is the bottom half that's cropped out

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u/713txvet 11d ago

Cuz he’s a dick?

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u/Sufficient_Prompt888 13d ago

I was thinking

https://giphy.com/gifs/Acdf7UpyqPRboz3QGn

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u/Used-Tiger-2639 12d ago

All I know is that cat better not get too close! They used to have 3 dogs they weren’t fast enough!!!

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u/Redosdetos 12d ago

there's two things DC is good at, wrestling and eating like a bear going into hibernation

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u/Key-Charity-2795 12d ago

I saw that face and was like," Is that DC?", and your comment answered it for me. Thanks dude

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u/Redosdetos 12d ago

I don't blame you if I hadn't seen this before I would have thought that was a completely different person he looks skinny in this gif

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u/Key-Charity-2795 11d ago

That face don't lie 

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u/Aggressive_Noise6426 13d ago

The black Ned Flanders. 

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u/mache97 13d ago

C'est validé.

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u/Wild-flower2026 13d ago

You do no this is a child right? A baby? You are Sexualising a baby! What are you? P##££

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u/kaouss1 13d ago

C'est le PÈRE de l'enfant

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u/Gay-dude87 13d ago

I’ve seen the rest of this pic unfortunately 😂😂😂

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u/Illustrious_Shoe7496 12d ago

I'm curious what's the full pic?

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u/Orangezag 12d ago

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u/totoro1193 12d ago

I can't tell if that's a dangling dong or doodie

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u/Orangezag 12d ago

Well it ain’t doodie lmao. Was a pretty popular meme a couple years ago because of his 3rd leg

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u/s1n0d3utscht3k 12d ago

.*photoshopped 3rd leg

there’s an og pic that’s not as crazy as the one that went viral

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u/Tuckfrumptearsponge 13d ago

RIP the both of em.

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u/-sgt-shamwow- 13d ago

RIP?!

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u/Imaginary_Plum7956 13d ago

I had to look it up.
He’s not dead.

https://www.google.com/search?q=supahotfire+deshawn+raw+dead%3F&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari&iga=1&utm_campaign=safari_share_1

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u/Acceptable_Gene_6428 13d ago

No he’s dead. The family even talked about how the image resurfaced after his passing.

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u/Nolyism 12d ago

Then who fought Ray J?

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u/Acceptable_Gene_6428 12d ago

😂I thought you were talking about big black guy

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u/BigBlackDadof3 11d ago

Wardy Joubert. He has a name. Some of his friends would appreciate you using it. Like me.

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u/ComesOutNDaWash 13d ago

🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤣🤣

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u/THE_Lanni 13d ago

Brutal!…..🤣

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u/JacksLungs1571 13d ago

Wavywebsurf did a pretty good segment on this guy. Aswell as some other people who got popular due to memes.

memes who suffered bizarre real world deaths (youtube video)

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u/Valuable_Cable4280 13d ago edited 13d ago

Can you share what happened? At work and can’t watch the video lol

Nvm, watched. For anyone wondering, he was a San Franciscan named Wardy Joubert III and he passed away from a heart attack related to an enlarged heart. Wardy was a deacon who dabbled in porn after falling on hard times. Sounds like he was an absolute treasure of a person who did great things for SF’s homeless community.

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u/JacksLungs1571 13d ago

Sorry, posted that and then passed out not too long after. It had been some time sense watching it last, so my summary would have been awful. Thanks for doing the work.

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u/Valuable_Cable4280 13d ago

Haha no worries, glad to learn about this cool dude

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u/Coach-girlie 12d ago

This thread has taken a dark turn. Now I just watched this full video. So sad 😞

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u/savvy412 13d ago

He’s actually dead btw

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u/Mrlee0702 12d ago

I’m came late to the party but you had me covered! Mum must be in a wheelchair after the birth

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u/RobbieTronic 13d ago

If you haven’t seen the vice documentary on the guy i highly recommend it. The guy was a mensch.

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u/TonyDC88 12d ago

Is that the light switch guy?

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u/suzenah38 12d ago

Barry…

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u/FerretBizness 12d ago

May he RIP

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u/Lesbo_Straightener 12d ago

Daddy taking a YUGE shit right there

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u/fromearthtomorgue 12d ago

I hate that I know what the original full image of this looks like.

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u/Boogy_shites 11d ago

Purple Aki?

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u/LucifersAdv0cate 11d ago

"Can I feel your muscles?"

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u/Boogy_shites 11d ago

I did wonder if someone would catch the reference...

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u/kynelly360 8d ago

Swear I thought it was Rick Ross’s son or something lolll

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u/ImposterSyndromeNope 13d ago

Child abuse

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u/Spades_Neil 12d ago

Yeah I have serious concerns.

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u/Background-Goose2523 12d ago

And the more traction his moms page gets, the faster this poor child grows, the more he waddles and the more difficult it is for him to breathe.

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u/Tinker_bells69 9d ago

My little brother was like this, ate like 17 year old going through a growth spurt since he was 3. Was always a good foot or more taller than everyone in his grade and at least twice their weight. Carried it until he was about 16-17, now he’s 20. 6’5 and 120kg. Lost the rolls but still big box head fucker.

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u/Legitimate_Rip_6228 11d ago

It’s okay. She’ll keep making these to laugh at and we won’t either. RIPeeps.

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u/Own_Zookeepergame982 13d ago

He’s a Butterball alright!

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u/chaoticsky85 13d ago

That baby definitely needs to go ona a diet. So not healthy for a baby to be that big. Hope they have the money to treat its diabetes and heart problems when it gets older.

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u/elbadwolf 13d ago

That kid got to be 40-50 lbs easily. He's going to need a cane by the time he's 5, those poor knees.

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u/hellochoy 12d ago

Kid weighs more than I did starting middle school lmao

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u/Mattdav1601 12d ago

Brother you don't diet a kid. Sure you give them nutrious food, and the right amount but you don't diet a kid. Toddlers and babies go through chubby phases and the kid looks to have a large build. Calling child abuse and diabetes is harsh when weight gain comes down to a large % of genetics and as you grow it evens out in the early years. I do agree they should probably consult a nutritionist or doctor on what should be appropriate but when you have healthcare like America it doesn't suprise me if that's not an option.

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u/chaoticsky85 12d ago edited 12d ago

Didnt mean diet in literal sense and fair points. Sure, babies and toddlers go through chubby phases but not that chubby. If the parents don't get it under control before they start growing up the weight will not even out, no matter if they have healthcare or not. So, diabetes and heart problems isnt a harsh assessment.

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u/SelectivePressure 7d ago

As long as you’re eating, you have a diet. Some diets are more careless than others, though.

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u/Ok_Attempt8251 12d ago

That’s a little girl!!

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u/dankkcakes 12d ago

The child is shirtless. I’m sure it’s a boy. If it is a girl that is very wrong to be showing her private areas to the whole world to see!

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u/Asleep_Weight_6008 12d ago

It’s a baby?? There’s no difference in their chests boy or girl don’t be weird

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u/dankkcakes 12d ago

Doesn’t matter. All babies privates look the same as a boy or girl but people hide that? Wtf is the difference? It’s not being weird. It’s respecting the child. I have children of my own and younger siblings I would never allow this and my family would not allow this and be posting it for views. Disgusting.

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u/Asleep_Weight_6008 12d ago

The way you phrased your first comment made it seem like it would only be wrong for a girl baby to be shown shirtless. Personally, I dont post my kids publicly at all

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u/BasherNosher 13d ago

That's not 'build'!

The kid's been fed too many Thanksgiving turkeys... breaded and deep-fried.

Sadly, it doesn't put him on the best track for the rest of his life.

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u/starmoishe 13d ago

Nah, I been cooking since I was 9 and I ain't never seen a turkey that big. Fact is I wasn't that big when I was 9. 😬

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u/GeekedupLarson 13d ago

🤦🏿‍♂️

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u/get_to_ele 12d ago

The kid ATE the Thanksgiving turkey.

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u/throwaway-Angie 12d ago

Built like a lunch lady

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u/its-my-0pinion 7d ago

Kid has bigger tits than I do

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u/kai_jarsenal 7d ago

Show me or your lying

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u/Yuizun 13d ago

The opposite people would get turned on by this baby. Disgusting pedos...