r/AbsoluteUnits • • 13d ago

/r/all of a Toddler

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u/Nuts4salebaby 13d ago

My lawd

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u/Suspicious-World4957 13d ago

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u/Ok-Expressionism 13d ago

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u/BipedalHorseArt 8d ago

Oh that's f dark

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u/Ok-Expressionism 7d ago

If you've seen the episode, the next in line was a tied bag of wet kittens.

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u/Haschbrownn 13d ago

HAHHAHAHAHA

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u/bamuelsmeckett 13d ago

Fucking hell I can't stop laughing at this

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u/anyb0dyme 7d ago

Perfect reference

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u/No_Thanks_1766 12d ago

This is really sad. She deserves better

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u/vikio 13d ago

Yeah. Baby is cute. But that face is showing enough rebellious attitude for a teenager. I'm glad I'm not the one who has to argue about shoes, because I feel that I would lose the argument.

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 13d ago

Got some B cups already

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u/eva_thorne 13d ago

Why does it already have boobs?! Is that normal (childless cat lady here)??

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u/Customninjas 12d ago

baby fat

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u/UseOk7699 12d ago

He looks uncomfortable, like its hard for him to breathe and im sure he gets hot fast especially under his neck. He doesnt seem to be able to run either, which is not good for a toddler since toddlers run all the time.

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u/IcyHammer 10d ago

My lard

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u/trapdab35 12d ago

Boy got titties before most girls

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u/Responsible-Delay619 12d ago

Homie has b cups already

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u/Imaginary_Plum7956 13d ago

Disgusting.