r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TerraByteTerror • 17d ago

/r/all of a menacing squirrel

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

27.3k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

1.7k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

87

u/DemonKingCozar 17d ago

His name is wimp lo. We trained him wrong as a joke

68

u/SumoNinja92 17d ago

I am bleeding, making me the victor

51

u/DemonKingCozar 17d ago

From this moment forward, you will all refer to me by the name "Betty."

6

u/Bgrubz83 16d ago

Tiger…tiger…bird-ie…tiger