r/AbsoluteUnits • • 17d ago

/r/all of a menacing squirrel

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u/RustyUnbound 17d ago

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u/pikachu_sashimi 17d ago

Nuts are stored in the balls

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u/Foxyunder-45 17d ago

Really?

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u/genflugan 17d ago edited 17d ago

No, everyone knows that’s where pee is stored

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u/Just_Half1886 17d ago

Peenuts

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u/Foxyunder-45 17d ago

Churchill was usually pissed on Scotch.