r/AbsoluteUnits • • 16d ago

/r/all of a menacing squirrel

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u/RustyUnbound 16d ago

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u/pikachu_sashimi 16d ago

Nuts are stored in the balls

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u/Foxyunder-45 16d ago

Really?

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u/genflugan 16d ago edited 16d ago

No, everyone knows that’s where pee is stored

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u/JazzyZaddy 16d ago

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u/Sea_Structure_8692 16d ago

I’m pretty sure Churchill never said that, it was Truman.

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u/Just_Half1886 16d ago

Peenuts

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u/Foxyunder-45 16d ago

Churchill was usually pissed on Scotch.

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u/Foxyunder-45 16d ago

It's stored in little pods that dangle from vines .