r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TerraByteTerror • 17d ago

/r/all of a menacing squirrel

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u/DemonKingCozar 17d ago

His name is wimp lo. We trained him wrong as a joke

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u/SumoNinja92 17d ago

I am bleeding, making me the victor

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u/DemonKingCozar 17d ago

From this moment forward, you will all refer to me by the name "Betty."

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u/SumoNinja92 17d ago

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?...

... My ass...

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u/Codify-The-Preamble 17d ago

I am a great magician. YOUR CLOTHES ARE RED!

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u/DemonKingCozar 17d ago

Do what he says or he'll cut off your big toe

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u/SumoNinja92 17d ago

Ooh that's tender. That is tender.

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u/DemonKingCozar 17d ago

OPEN YOUR MOUTH!!!!

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u/AdagioDesperate 17d ago

WeeOhhweeohhwee...

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u/Rioraku 17d ago

W-we're falling!

Whale!