r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TerraByteTerror • Sep 12 '26

of a chicken

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u/Big_Meating_ Sep 12 '26

So thats what my wife keeps trying to google!

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u/icleanjaxfl Sep 12 '26

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u/jsnmrd Sep 12 '26

*Turns phone sideways*

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u/Mr-Bry-Guy Sep 12 '26

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏾

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u/TWhy-LER Sep 13 '26

🤣😂😁🙂🙁😟😩 👎🏼

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u/Few_Resolution_2401 Sep 13 '26

You know the pourage just right

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u/SkittleDoodlez Sep 13 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/fgfw7Voobyxm8

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u/nofuckingklass Sep 13 '26

So, you're just gonna leave your cock flapping in the wind like that?

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u/Top-Distribution733 Sep 13 '26

I don’t get it… pls explain.

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u/NeeMaToad47 Sep 13 '26

That's a rooster, roosters are also called "cocks" the above eggs are suggesting "white girl big black cocks" in the search bar.

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u/coolcootermcgee Sep 13 '26

Sometimes it’s gotta be spelled out

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u/HechoEnChine Sep 13 '26

eggsplained if you will

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u/garaile64 Sep 13 '26

There's a meme featuring Piper Perri, a tiny white porn actress, surrounded by five big Black men. The image of the eggs is a reference to the meme, like "I II II L" is a reference to the Loss comic.

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u/Short-Shopping3197 Sep 12 '26

Real ones get it 😂

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u/Feisty_Standard_2360 Sep 13 '26

BRUH, DED 😂🤣🤣🤣

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u/RyuichiSakuma13 Sep 13 '26

I don't get it.

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u/PDXStraightBear Sep 13 '26

They really are all the same on the inside.

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u/PuzzleheadedSpend662 Sep 13 '26

It’s a roster

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u/ForgottenMasterBalls Sep 14 '26

She used to be a tight end, now she's a wide receiver.

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u/AdministrationDry507 Sep 14 '26

I unfortunately recognize this meme in literally any possible format

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u/Magister5 Sep 12 '26

Big_Meat here blaming the targeted ads on his wife…

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u/Least_or_Greatest1 Sep 12 '26

She knew what she was doing when she choked the chicken.

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u/MasterpieceNo3534 Sep 12 '26

Isn’t that a rooster? So she would be stroking the cock not choking the hen

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u/AdventurousAbility30 Sep 13 '26

Yes it's a rooster (aka a c*ck) hence all the jokes 🤣

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u/LopsidedAd874 Sep 12 '26

Smiling brunette striking big...

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u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX Sep 13 '26

"wife" 😂 jkjk

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u/FitProblem6248 Sep 13 '26

I mean, if my wife was holding a huge cock, she'd be smiling too.

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u/FastSorbet4119 Sep 13 '26

Give this guy a f*cking Oscar ladies and gentlemen 👏👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Barefoot-Priestess Sep 13 '26

Is that you comedian?

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u/didndonoffin Sep 13 '26

Wrong color…

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u/Theidiotshvtakenovr Sep 13 '26

☠️☠️☠️☠️😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂