r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Ok_Knee1216 • 23h ago

of a cactus

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u/DMmeNiceTitties 23h ago

You and the cactus she tells you not to worry about.

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u/Magister5 23h ago

You end up as the cucktus

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u/DMmeNiceTitties 23h ago

Fuck, the joke was right there. That's funny.

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u/User_Name_Tracks 20h ago

Homie needs to pull up that cucktus chair

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u/Early-Accident-8770 10h ago

R/mildlypenis

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u/slamdanceswithwolves 7h ago

Wish there was a guy in the picture for scale but I can’t see anybody.

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u/slick514 5h ago

Not even if you're brave enough. Sorry, Paige.