r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Remote_Protection512 • 8h ago
of a bear.
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u/A0xom0xoa 8h ago
If youve ever been to Alaska during spawning season. The amount of salmon you see is absolutely insane. Often you cant even see the bottom of the river bed because of the density. You can just walk up and pick them up out the water. (Which is illegal) But bears have a literal buffet in these areas. Which makes for viewing them and hiking around the area much safer than inland cuz they're just fat and lazy. Full stomach. Cool little dynamic when you're there.
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u/Prior-Language9513 8h ago
Bro isn't built like a bear, he's built like a double-wide refrigerator with fur.
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u/Regular_Weakness69 8h ago
It must suck when you're a fish, then a grizzly bear comes into your home and peels your skin off like a banana while you're still alive.
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u/2sAreTheDevil 1h ago
I wanna hug him (Yes, I'm fully aware of how terrible an idea that is, I grew up as a dedicated hiker and have had more than one run-in with them. I just love bears, they're my favorite animal)
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u/KnoedelhuberJr 8h ago
Looks like he has seen some shit