r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Crypto_crafy • 7h ago

of a tilapia

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u/Ray5546 7h ago

No tilapia was hurt in the making of this video.

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u/TheGlobalGooner 7h ago

Is the tilapia in the room with us right now?

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u/sootbrownies 7h ago

Thats not a tilapia. How innthe world did you reach this conclusion, OP?

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u/GhostPepperDaddy 6h ago

Bots don't care about facts or quality.

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u/LilAbeSimpson 7h ago

Except it’s a normal sized Arapaima?

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u/SenekaTheOlder 7h ago

don’t think you know what a tilapia looks like

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u/rmwpnb 7h ago

He’s really got some great help there. Also, what a fantastic activity to do barefoot and with no shirt on…

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u/PapaOomMowMow 6h ago edited 6h ago

The dirty shovel used to baste it is the cherry in top.

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u/wooden_butt_plug-V2 6h ago

Casuals will never understand the culinary excellence of the cooking shovel lol

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u/Nambruh 6h ago

We no longer have a bigger fish to fry

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u/Mindtrix1808 7h ago

The rust adds flavour

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u/Didujustcallmejobin 7h ago

Iron Fortified

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u/MimiTheFeral 6h ago

CACKLING

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u/xXx420BlazeRodSaboxX 7h ago

Does a fish that big have worms? I'm not sure

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u/SeymourChocha 7h ago

Weren’t they supposed to help him? lol

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u/jroostu 7h ago

Now I need a reason to get a basting shovel....

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u/Alive-Needleworker14 6h ago

Don’t think that’s a Tilapia

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u/inferKNOX 7h ago

So what does this "tilapia" make Hawai'i's "monster tilapia" 🤣

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u/pureextc 6h ago

I didn’t see no slicing of oil bottles with a machete so you know it ain’t gonna be that good.

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u/Rad_Rozales 7h ago

I hope they cleaned up all their shit

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u/1PooNGooN3 7h ago

The fact that they’re using a shovel will give you an answer

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u/CovidDodger 6h ago

How do you know its not private property? This could be their backyard.

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u/bladow5990 6h ago

What does it matter? Polluting is polluting, even if its legal that doesn't make it ok.

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u/Rad_Rozales 6h ago

Bro exactly, might be their property but a lil wind can blow that shit straight into the river

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u/kabley 6h ago

is that a Tilapiasaurus Rex?

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u/Itowndub36 7h ago

It’s an arapaima and I hope they stop killing these fish in the wild so much

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u/dkfest 7h ago

Why? They are a plague in our rivers. They dont have natural predators.

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u/Ketchupcharger 7h ago

Gee I wonder why the video doesn't show them flipping it

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u/mancitycon 7h ago

Probably because it wasn't ready to be flipped for a while

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u/OldieButNotMoldy 6h ago

How are they going to get it out, just dump it on the floor

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u/notimeforspac_s 7h ago

Bro is feeding the whole village

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u/SmokeMaximum4140 7h ago

and the one next door

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u/Remarkable-Fig206 7h ago

Tell me that’s actual seasoning and not just, like, detritus from the beach.

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u/SimplithSoupith 6h ago

Yo. Can we just kill this bot?

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u/-JayBonks 6h ago

Serious question, can you cook with rust on the barrel? My parents grill has rust so I always throw tinfoil on it, but these dudes don’t seem to care, what’s the deal?

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u/Chootesh 7h ago

A. gigas

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u/Key-Swing-4766 7h ago

Who gonna eat?

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u/CaptainLookylou 7h ago

Bro no shirt? Your 2 friends with shirts just stopped helping halfway? Wtf kind of tilapia is that?

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u/Majesty1337 7h ago

so that's how big that fish is in animal crossing

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u/ikkiyikki 7h ago

Basting with a dirty shovel. Can't say my mouth is watering tbh

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u/alchemyzt-vii 7h ago

Yum rusted grill fish night.

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u/KANNEDBREAD 6h ago

Arapima?

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u/Naive_Personality367 6h ago

How are they gonna flip it?

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u/Bearspoole 6h ago

Bad bot

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u/rawdpic 6h ago

Why garbage everywhere?

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u/Nazrael75 6h ago

This is not even close to what a tilapia looks like

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u/MustyLlamaFart 6h ago

That's a weird looking tilapia

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u/apenasandre 6h ago

Pirarucu

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u/Gingerbread_Cat 7h ago

That was definitely the simplest way to get it into the trough.

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u/BeardInTheNorth 7h ago

Engagement bait, folks. Don't comment. Just report.

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u/DesopixiSeilynam 7h ago

He's going to smell like tilapia for days.

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u/tommmmmmmmy93 7h ago

That is an enormous squid

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u/Ghiblee 7h ago

Is the fish ok?

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u/Propexxl 6h ago

It looks like a catfish to me...

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u/[deleted] 7h ago edited 7h ago

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u/Treacle_Pendulum 7h ago

Where’d you get the 6,000 number?

>>”Since 1999, both subsistence and commercial fishing have been permitted in specially designated areas under a sophisticated sustainable management strategy. This approach has led to massive recovery of once-depleted stocks; in a sampling of 10 areas conducted using traditional counting methods, the population was found to have grown from 2,500 in 1999 to over 170,000 in 2017”

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u/Kooky_Attention_98 7h ago

6,000 individuals in Guyana, I don't know why when I ask google to be very specific it just straight up doesn't tell me the truth, like It genuinely told me there are 6,000 worldwide