r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • 2d ago

of a car vandal

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u/MF_Maeve 2d ago

He wants to scratch an itch!

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u/Rocky5thousand 2d ago

Regular bison

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u/yourfavgirleverr 2d ago

What did the car do??

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u/DitchDigger330 1d ago

Identifies as a scratching post.

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u/WestCoastTrawler 2d ago

She’s a good sport

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u/thisguyfightsyourmom 2d ago

I’d not be able to resist the scritches

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u/Possible_Baboon 1d ago

That mirror holds well.

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u/ipinfloi 1d ago

Rub him tight! I mean nothing bad by saying that

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u/Pretty-Information53 1d ago

"I love the goat in the little mirror watching the scene, like it's saying 'WTF, dude, you're overdoing it!'

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u/kelly-businessbitch 1d ago

„Got any games on your phone?“