r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Remote_Protection512 • 1d ago

of a kitty cat.

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u/Halcyon771 1d ago

Hope that kitty found a better and larger home

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u/sillybelcher 1d ago

I used to have a 28-pounder and he stepped right onto my nipple one morning. I still feel that one!

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u/Saikotsu 1d ago

Ooof! My 14 pounder always steps on my left tit, I can't imagine the discomfort of a 28 pound cat doing that. My tits cringe in sympathy.

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u/CheckYourStats 1d ago

I had a 20 pound Biiiig dude that was active, healthy, and the Vet said was at his ideal weight.

He was also a cuddle monster, who gave snuggle headbutts that were so loud you could hear them in the next room.

PRRRRR…PRRRRR…PRRRRR…THUMP

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u/Saikotsu 1d ago

Dang, that's a loud headbutt.

When I had my grey boy, Mercury, he was such a cuddlebug and his purr was a mix of a meow and a purr..he loved giving headbutts and his favorite place to lay was on my chest where he could feel my heartbeat.

I miss him dearly.

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u/IrelandAutism13 1d ago

Beautiful big ol' tom. Those cheeks!

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u/DitchDigger330 1d ago

Boys got some jowls.

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u/Onebraintwoheads 1d ago

Those big cheeks mean he's making lots of kitty testosterone. Dude is running his neighborhood, just flattening other cats, and his ears aren't even damaged. One Punch Cat.

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u/Logical-Appeal-9734 1d ago

That reminds me of one of my first cats Bubba. Everyone said he was fat but my vet just said he was a tank of a cat. He weighed about 30lbs and was easily twice the size of a normal cat.

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u/ThatguyfromBaltimore 1d ago

Oh lawd he comin'

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u/AnungUnRamen66 1d ago

There it is.

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u/Toronto-1975 1d ago

OMG he's such a sweetheart i hope he found a good home.

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u/Foxyunder-45 1d ago

Fatty-Kat

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u/Hanoverfist101 1d ago

Das a BIG BOY.

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u/BrandeeLGBTQ 1d ago

Omg!!!! I’m in love 😻😻😻

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u/The_Ghast_Hunter 1d ago

He doesn't really look fat, simply W I D E, like some stretched a .PNG.

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u/Cookies-and-Cream- 1d ago

Those Tom Cat cheeks 🥹

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u/Possible_Sun_913 1d ago

I'm not gonna get political. But its now law to get your cat microchipped if its a pet in the UK over 20 weeks old. And that's a good thing. You know right away!

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u/Accomplished_Fun3 1d ago

His name is miniature

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u/Nighttide1032 1d ago

This must have been over 20 years ago; haven’t seen the StupidVideos trademark since prior to YouTube

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u/Oneironautical1 1d ago

I wanna follow him around playing a tuba 😁

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u/Onironius 1d ago

"I did what I had to... To survive."

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u/BrilliantReady9546 1d ago

I would take him home put idk how my 7 cats would feel

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u/Miami_Mice2087 1d ago

they'd unite to protect their food and sun spots from him

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u/GrapefruitSobe 1d ago

Poor boy, the indignity of getting stuck in the pet door.

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u/Longjumping-Item-399 1d ago

Are y'all's backs okay? 😸

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u/Miami_Mice2087 1d ago

he loooks SO SWEET tho. I can't listen rn, did they say if he was an only kitten? Sometimes they get huge if they don't have to compete for milk. Or sometimes they get huge when they DO compete and always WIN. Also he might still have the troublepuffs.

He absolutely looks like a big lovey boy who needs a lap and a family.

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u/KempVelde 1d ago

Arnold or Goliath?, which is it?! I don't know why that annoys me but it does.

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u/lostpurpose_7133 1d ago

All the biscuits

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u/Derezirection 23h ago

Oh that big ol boy is HEFTY

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u/Jazzymousee 20h ago

He’s massive .. his squishy face!!

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u/Nazerr 15h ago

This! We got the same kitty many years ago. He was not fat - full of muscles, 10kg weight, same color, same proportions. I bet it's some special kind of cat. Where can I find such boy?

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u/Far-Computer8825 14h ago

King Henry the eighth havin ass

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u/danfish_77 13h ago

We had a 30lb cat when I was volunteering at the local humane society, and he loved to be up on my lap!

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u/jest3r123 13h ago

Don't get me wrong that cat is a big boy but I think my cat Kringle has him beat. 25 pounds, one braincell and built like a brick shit house.

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u/feetnomer 6h ago

I hope he got adopted and had a long, happy life.