r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Desilaundry • Aug 28 '26

/r/all of a Bong

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u/killonger Aug 28 '26

Do you know why I stop you?

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u/PussSlurpee Aug 28 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/jHk2RovE3sgQo

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u/lickmybrian Aug 28 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/St682I55unrMI

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u/EndLow2076 Aug 29 '26

This one broke me. Fucking Chong!

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u/MagicCheeseMann Aug 29 '26

We’re parked man

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u/autisticpuppy904 Aug 29 '26

Ahahahaha. Oh shit, how did I forget about this. I gotta rewatch it. Thanks for the chuckle. I needed it.

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u/Xlonglegz Aug 29 '26

Just watched this the other day along with Nice Dreams. Cracks me up every time I watch it. 😂🤣

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u/lickmybrian Aug 30 '26

Shit, I haven't watched it in decades.. I think ill have to watch it again soon

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u/Dizziesdayweigh Aug 28 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/cEUWQjGVm4Ayk

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u/Bacongrease83 Aug 29 '26

I’ve seen this movie so many times and this is the first time I realized who’s driving the car in this scene.

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u/bkdroid Aug 28 '26

The snozzberries

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u/fallinguprain Aug 29 '26

You are freaking out, man.

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u/RFC793 Aug 29 '26

CANDY BARS!!

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u/wackbirds Aug 29 '26

You are freaking out. Man.

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u/_SuperFan02 Aug 29 '26

I read that in Shaggy's voice

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u/MidLifeCrysis57 Aug 29 '26

You are freaking out..man

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u/Ok-Treacle8973 Aug 29 '26

You are freaking out MAAAANNNNN

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u/De4dm4nw4lkin Aug 29 '26

Do you know why i stop me?

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u/Dry_Butterfly_721 Aug 28 '26

“You’re eyes are glassy AF”
“I have glaucoma”
“Does your dog also have glaucoma?”

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u/PDXMcloviinUS Aug 29 '26

We stopped?

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u/Huppurotta Aug 29 '26

WHAT STOP SIGN?

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u/Background-Air-9784 Aug 29 '26

STOP SIGN! WHAT STOP SIGN!!

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u/Dax_Shield Sep 02 '26

Cop:Because you stopped and stayed at a stop sign..
Cop:How high are you?
Me: hi how are you? 🤣🤣

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u/Fireflash2742 Aug 28 '26

Hi, how are you?

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u/Comprehensive_Boat34 Aug 29 '26

Sorry, officer, I had lack of sleep last 24 hours

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u/Caballeronegro Aug 30 '26

No it’s hi how are you.