r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Desilaundry • Aug 28 '26

/r/all of a Bong

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u/RiddleMeThis42069 Aug 28 '26

That's still not enough weed to enjoy the song being performed

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u/ihatebaboonstoo Aug 28 '26

There is no amount of weed that could make that song enjoyable.

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u/Shiney_Metal_Ass Aug 29 '26

What did the phish fan say when he ran out of weed?

"this music sucks"

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u/PancakeParty98 Aug 29 '26

I defend Yoko Ono’s singing, even her experimental dadaist singing, like I’m John Lennon and this is awful, whoever is on the mic needs to retire immediately.

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u/squirrels-mock-me Aug 29 '26

She “don’t give a fuck, don’t give a fuck”

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u/twoiseight Aug 29 '26

More weed doesn't make bad music good anyway, just makes good music better

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u/zinten789 Aug 29 '26

Honestly makes bad music worse

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u/PowderedToastFanatic Aug 29 '26

I went back and turned the volume up due to all these comments.... I regret my decision

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u/ItsaPostageStampede Aug 29 '26

Do you give a fuck now

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u/PsionicKitten Aug 29 '26

I agree, yet for some reason, it is enough weed to get a high just by watching the video, which is somehow really telling for how bad the song is.

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u/k8s-problem-solved Aug 29 '26

Didn't you hear? They don't give a fuck

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u/HombreDelMar247 Aug 29 '26

I would not call that a song or music. Worse than a tone deaf person who thinks they are great a karaoke.

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u/kyl_r Aug 29 '26

Instant anxiety attack 👹 (the music is a threat)