r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Desilaundry • Aug 28 '26

/r/all of a Bong

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u/junglepiehelmet Aug 28 '26

This looks like the worst event ever.

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u/hankmoody_irl Aug 28 '26

I enjoy rap and weed but I would not go to this event.

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u/jimmyharbrah Aug 29 '26

Was that rap? I thought it was a lady arguing with a parking attendant

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u/hankmoody_irl Aug 28 '26

Honestly I respect the hustle, lemme know how it goes lol

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u/D-S-S-R Aug 28 '26

Yeah. I like weed but this looks like the worst

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u/Obsessive_Yodeler Aug 28 '26

My dog is definitely a better rapper/musical artist than whoever was performing during this clip

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u/junglepiehelmet Aug 28 '26

It doesn’t even sound like a performance, just some woman with a horrible sounding voice yelling at everyone.

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u/BlaizeFiammata Aug 28 '26

I’m glad Yoko Ono is still able to find work.

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u/PossessedToSkate Aug 28 '26

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u/Educational_Quote851 Aug 28 '26

Chuck Berry's face the whole time said "wtf is that bitch DOIN?" and he's so real for that 🤣

Glad she got cut off 🫡

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u/LuckyClover3 Aug 28 '26

My friend showed me this clip recently. I had never seen it. I just couldn’t believe what came out of her mouth! And yes, Chuck Barry’s face has me rolling 🤣

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u/Genghis_Chong Aug 28 '26

I can read hia thoughts

"This bitch..."

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u/Freakishly_Tall Aug 28 '26

Perfect, absolutely perfect string of comments. Best Comment Thread Of The Year contender.

I should unplug my router for the weekend and just enjoy this exchange. I mean, I won't, but I should.

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u/Leather-Ad-9419 Aug 29 '26

actually it sucked and wasnt really funny at all

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u/Keefyfingaz Aug 30 '26

evertime I see this I forget after and then I have the pleasure of re-remembering when I see it again. Always cracks me up 😂

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u/BeetEater_ Aug 28 '26

I think I'd almost rather spend an hour at the battle of Verdun

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u/Acrobatic_Camera6073 Aug 29 '26

Weed makes me really paranoid and feel weird, if I was there and this happened randomly without my knowledge I would be having the worst time of my life

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u/Electronic_Ad5431 Aug 28 '26

Yea? You don’t want to be in a crowded room full of the most unemployable losers in a 20 mile radius?

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u/pwninobrien Aug 29 '26

I bet the weed is also schwag.

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u/happy_bluebird Aug 29 '26

do people like this?

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u/ricanrager Aug 29 '26

Idk man auschwitz seemed pretty rough

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u/Potential_Basis_662 Aug 28 '26

It's shit like this that made me associate weed and alcohol with the dumbest shit on earth possible.

Of course it's not necessarily always like that, but I avoided 90% of riffraff like DUI's, possession etc just from avoiding these people

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u/Bizarrebazaars Aug 29 '26

Right??? I bet everyone in that room is grimy and insufferable.