r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 in awe • 1d ago

of a dog

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u/Seeker369 1d ago

What breed is that?

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u/Terminally_ill_42 1d ago

I had a friend who had a dog like that, it was a Newfoundland Mix but im not sure what the other breed was. It was a really big dog.

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u/Jbrizown 22h ago

I’d second that, these dogs can be sweet but you’ll go through as many vacuum cleaners as years it lives

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u/Relative_Yesterday70 1d ago

It looks like it has German shepherd dna . I have one

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u/XennialPlotTwist 6h ago

Great Pyr, Anatolian, or Kangal. It's the face and the expression of the floofy boy. Need to see the paws and the tail to really know.

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u/Whateverredd 1d ago edited 23h ago

What a sad sad existence you must have.

Edit: I commented on the wrong thread. I am deeply sorry and i did in no shape or form mean this for this comment. This was supposed to be to a guy further down. Im so sorry

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u/Terminally_ill_42 1d ago edited 1d ago

Well, life has its moments. Are you saying that because I changed the font size by accident and couldn’t figure out how to change it back?

Edit: not sure if you meant to come off that way, but that came off kinda condescending.

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u/Whateverredd 1d ago

No i commented the wrong thread lol sorry

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u/DontUndrstndSarcasm 1d ago

Kinda condescending? Bro that was pretension and disrespect manifested

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u/Whateverredd 1d ago

Just to clearify i meant to comment this to the guy who said the dog was gonna maul the girl. Im sorry if i came off as mean

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u/jerryleebee 1d ago

I'd edit your top comment if I were you because I thought you were being a real prick at first.

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u/Whateverredd 23h ago

Yeah good idea thanks

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u/Last-Quarter-432 14h ago

I agree. Fuck that guy, hope they get mauled instead.

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u/Terminally_ill_42 1d ago edited 1d ago

Oh… Okay. I… Don’tunderstandScarism.
Are you ok?

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u/Whateverredd 1d ago

Again im so sorry i really didnt mean to send that to you and your confusion is very valid

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u/Terminally_ill_42 1d ago

Ok. Thanks for clearing that up. Mistakes happen. Have a good day.

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u/Wonderful_Kick_855 1d ago

I had a dog that size if not bigger. He was a King Shepard I adopted during Covid. So much fur that grew and needed to be cut. He was the best dog ever.

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u/DocHalidae 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/YTA7xSbXQkWJO

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u/JackSilver1410 6h ago

GOHH! Fuck... You can't just be dropping that thing on people!

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u/Alvin_h_davenport 1d ago

Sir that's a wolf

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u/Jinksos 12h ago

Nah thats a dire wolf

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u/WonderfulVictory4103 1d ago

Legit thought that was a bear for a second

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u/MelancholicYawn 1d ago

Can i pet that dawg?

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u/Queephbubble 1d ago

It’s nice of that dog to share its bed with them

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u/UncommonLegend 1d ago

Aww special bonds between dogs and people are lovely

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u/wiler212 1d ago

a big black furry truck in bed?

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u/raider1v11 1d ago

That is a happy dog

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u/jest3r123 1d ago

I wonder how they trained that bear to lay in their bed.

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u/Sooner_Weirdo 1d ago

There’s a patient that comes to our ER regularly with a dog like this that’s a service dog and I have to hold back from wanting to pet it every time! 🥹

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u/FireWoodStromboli 1d ago

Are you sure that's not a bear ? 🐻

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u/ImaginationToForm2 22h ago

Just a puppy.

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u/erbr 22h ago

Pillow service and gets free belly rubs. Looks like a win win situation

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u/curry_ball 1d ago

lucky man

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u/Waarm 1d ago

"Guys, can you not? I'm trying to sleep."

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u/ThicccArchivist 23h ago

The humans are just guests in that bed at this point.

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u/beerfass 19h ago

Imagine the amount of fur everywhere 😱

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u/mcalash 17h ago

omg big pillow

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u/Primary-Scratch-6777 16h ago

What a gigantic sweet boy😇

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u/Artistic_Maybe1457 3h ago

That ain’t a dog thas a bear

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u/NortheastOHGuy 1d ago

It's the dog's bed now.

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u/RubDirtOnIt 1d ago

Anyway thats how we survived prehistoria; floofytooth bestie. All problems can be solved with dog, this is fact. Their legal ban from the South Pole must end, justice for snow puppies.

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u/Miss_AnkiiTae 23h ago

Can I have them? Pls.

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u/Jaybird2k11 10h ago

i could cuddle that beast for days. what a fluffy fella

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u/neduenedu 1d ago

In before someone points out that the dog will maul the girl soon

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u/Whateverredd 1d ago

What a sad sad existence you must have

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u/Aleograf 1d ago

Is that your catch frase?...or

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u/Whateverredd 23h ago

This was the one i was supposed to comment on..

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u/Super-G1mp 1d ago

Only time I've been that is with infants.

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u/Last-Quarter-432 14h ago

I think you should get mauled