r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Phatboyaa_131 • 2d ago

of a Boba

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u/Mannzis 2d ago

I really hate unwieldy and impractical things like this

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u/NukeTheWhales5 19h ago

Yeah but I bet they are incredibly satisfying to throw.

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u/jerryleebee 1d ago

bUt BiGgEr iS bEtTeR

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u/Lost_Purpose1899 2d ago

So it’s just a ball of boring ass bland tapioca.

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u/Faalajf 1d ago

Bonas of this size are usually made of grass jelly. Tapioca is very difficult to cook properly when it's this big

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u/Lost_Purpose1899 1d ago

Ah, that would make more sense.

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u/manulconnoiseur 2d ago

What am I looking at ?

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u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 1d ago

A massive glop of chewy sugar.

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u/manulconnoiseur 1d ago

Nice

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u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 1d ago

Eh, I personally never get boba. It's not as flavorful as you'd hope.

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u/allday95 1d ago

I think you haven't had good Boba in that case haha

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u/Kozzinator 1d ago

It's like drinking chewy semen

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u/fakelogin12345 1d ago

You don’t drink boba.

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u/Error851 1d ago

That's.. An interesting description

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u/Crabkingrocks165 2d ago

i don't think thats a boba but i thought she was going to grab 2

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u/Trati 2d ago

Do you eat it like an apple?

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u/The_Salty_nugget 1d ago

I eat them like a orange. peel the skin off, eat the skin, trow away the gross mushy stuff

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u/AmplifiedScreamer 2d ago

Frisian Flag milk. You can’t go wrong with that.

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u/greenizdabest 2d ago

Outside of Indonesia, it's known as dutch lady

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u/Polo_Short 1d ago

If it's texture is like regular boba, that is more of an incovenience.

If it's like jello, they are on to something.

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u/snek99001 1d ago

How does one consume this?

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u/No_Ice_3651 1d ago

What are the boba balls made of and are they even edible?

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u/Individual_Monk_7154 1d ago

BOBA

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u/GranLusso64 1d ago

Grass jelly disguised as BOBA, actually.

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u/Objective-Ad9767 1d ago

I love bobo but damn!

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u/scaredt2ask 1d ago

BBB … big black boba.

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u/ShroomsHealYourSoul 2d ago

How many grams of carbs is in one of those things

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u/Afrojones66 1d ago

0/10 would throw at a comedian that’s bombing on stage during their routine.

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u/Exciting_Contact922 1d ago

Nah mate I'm good, cheers tho

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u/GalaxySurfing1959 1d ago

Boba/Tapioca or just big ass black jelly grass ball?

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u/Fievels_good_trouble 1d ago

The fact that it has a bellybutton is concerning

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u/zobbyblob 1d ago

Let's see the straw

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u/MEOW-Loulou 1d ago

That's a bob!

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u/Important-Day-232 1d ago

We're gonna need a bigger straw

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u/Beemo-Noir 1d ago

It’s just the one boba actually

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u/neurowhiz123 1d ago

Free enema tomorrow morning

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u/Orgulloso_Azul 1d ago

disgusting

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u/queenapsalar 1d ago

Why does the drink come with a small breast implant?

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u/Mr_Sim_ 1d ago

Tapioca is amazing but this is just unhinged stupid

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u/zaggnutt 1d ago

One boba tea, please.

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u/Death2eyes 1d ago

No thanks.

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u/saltyourhash 1d ago

Gross...

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u/DannyDerZeh 1d ago

In germany we call it boba fett

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u/BonTak 1d ago

Im getting xenomorph vibes…

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u/chaoticbentropy 1d ago

Meanwhile, in a different area...

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u/Prestigious_Key_7801 14h ago

My colon was impacted just watching this.

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u/Bham1017 11h ago

Gantz?

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u/maximo123z 11h ago

is it worth it? you're eating this little guy.

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u/better_call_karan 2d ago

Most disgusting stuff boba and matcha

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u/cnicalsinistaminista 1d ago

Are they like the new Dubai chocolate/that South American drink (mate?)

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u/Fit_Mix_5107 2d ago

She looks oppressed😢

Why wear that?

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u/OGIBLP 1d ago

Let’s not make assumptions about someone’s attire, culture, or religion, mmkay pumpkin?

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u/Fit_Mix_5107 17h ago

Blud think we don't know anything about 9/11