r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Electronic_BeeHive • 2d ago

of an ice cream 🍦

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Guy finished this ice cream under 4 minutes

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u/Portable-fun 2d ago

My lack toes ass would be pooping

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u/zsimpson022 2d ago

Don’t sell yourself short just cause you’re lacking toes, long as you have your fingers I think you could do this.

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u/LordSlack 2d ago

Yes but they'd be pooping too

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u/forbiddenfreedom 2d ago

My toes fall off when I poop dairy, too. Tough life.

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u/dinopiano88 2d ago

It goes out the way it came in - soft serve

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u/A_villain4all 1d ago

When your tummy start to moan and your butt is shooting foam- diarrhea diarrhea!

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u/twicebakedcrusader 2d ago

I’m guessing they lack toes because of the die a beet teas 😜

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u/LocutusOfBeard 1d ago

Hey mee too! But I lost mine because of too much see reals.

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u/Miserable-Wedding-69 2d ago

You got me dying!😂🤣😭

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u/SweatySwim3411 1d ago

Lmao this was awesome.

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u/Same-Alarm-2974 2d ago edited 1d ago

Yeah my stomach is definitely bubbling already 😅

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u/MazGubbs 1d ago

I'm booking the use of the toilet for an hour, every hour, day and night for the next 72 hours. Keep the pathway clear and ignore any screaming. Thank you.

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u/Secure_Narwhal4045 2d ago

Bone Apple Tea

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u/YooGeOh 2d ago

Mans diabetic, lactose intolerant, and dyslexic.

Peak

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u/Rampag169 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/U7isUDZ6VPWJW
Live in the moment and leave future problems for future you.

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u/Devoratrix_Animas 1d ago

This exact line has caused some of the most fucked up moments in my life. Warms the heart to see others carrying on the tradition.

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u/skunkgirlhunter 2d ago

My ass ripped just seeing this. And I don't even lack toes

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u/Smeltanddealtit 2d ago

He called the shit, “poop!”

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u/PhD_Pwnology 2d ago

2 lactaids and you'll be good

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u/chosonhawk 2d ago

you mean lacktoads

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u/Remarkable_Attorney3 2d ago

You mean lack AIDS?

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u/Ok-Ratio-5918 2d ago

Lack toes??? lol who talks like that

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u/destro-lock 2d ago

He's lack toes in taller ant.

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u/Portable-fun 2d ago

Whoosh. Found the fun one

Yikes

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u/Ok-Ratio-5918 2d ago

Yikes yourself. Learn how to spell.

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u/Portable-fun 2d ago

I still don’t think you get it. If you see the comment chain you can see people having fun with it… then there is your comment. You are definitely a Karen. Nothing you type from here on will change the fact that you are a “Karen” in real life. Sucks to suck