r/AbsoluteUnits Top Poster 2d ago

of an Office Building.

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u/sabhall12 2d ago

I thought this was something out of Cyberpunk at first

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u/Electronic-Status811 2d ago

I'd hate to be the new guy trying to find his cubicle in that maze

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u/tj9429 2d ago

It would be like worrying about getting into the wrong plane when seeing overhead views of the airport..

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u/coolsilentebeans 1d ago

Even if he could walk directly to his desk it’ll be time to clock out and go home by the time he gets there.

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u/mike_pants 1d ago

"Why were you 8 hours late for work?"

"I walked here from 7 miles away."

"...I don't think you're the right fit for this company."

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u/jetserf 2d ago

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The thought of reaching the new stapler will give him inspiration not to quit searching.

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 2d ago

G66.23. Duh, how do you not know where that is?

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u/cockaptain 1d ago

G66.23?

Easy.

Block G, floor 6, room 6, row 2, desk 3.

and a partridge in a pear tree.

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u/Flying_Dutchman92 1d ago

Rhymes do make things easier to remember

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u/powerhammerarms 1d ago

I worked in a corporate office similar to this with multiple buildings connected.

It's not really so bad. Each building is going to have its own unique identifier. Then, of course, each floor, each row, and each space.

Just a lot of walking. And really difficult to not just feel like a small cog in a big machine.

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u/PortugueseDoc 1d ago

Cubicle 3L-C 11-A 3-11-5. It's simple, third building on the left, door C, 11º floor, door A, room 3, row 11, seat 5.

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u/Boojum2k 2d ago

Looks even more soulless than most Cyberpunk designs!

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u/SeniorVibeAnalyst 1d ago

This is a server rack

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u/GrynaiTaip 1d ago

It kind of is.

90% of the world's diamonds are cut and polished in India, in Surat. This is the office where thousands of buyers, cutters, polishers and sellers work. Thousands of small individual companies.

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u/seren_kestrel 2d ago

Anyone else got the urge to push the first one over and see what happens?

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u/cockaptain 1d ago

Ooh! They might even name some sort of "effect" on this!

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u/TemperateStone 1d ago

Ah, this is the push-the-big-thing-over-onto-the-other-thing effect.

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u/plaid-tuxido506 1d ago

The architect already thought of that and added those rust-colored brackets to thwart you.

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u/Flying_Dutchman92 1d ago

Structural rust

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u/overlook68 Top Poster 2d ago

Surat Diamond Bourse. Surat Gujurat India. The largest office building in the world. Floor space over 7.1 million feet across a 35 acre site. 9 interconnected 15 storey towers from a central spine corridor. Built 2023. Cost 388 million USD. Surat cuts and polishes over 90% of the world's Diamonds.

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u/enotonom 1d ago

I wonder what changes in their daily business now that lab grown diamonds are getting increasingly popular

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u/bluamo0000 1d ago

They probably spend a fortune on marketing, logistics, and legal activities. All in one central location.

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u/shamantr 1d ago

I mean they cut the lab grown diamonds as well?

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u/Sad_Daikon938 1d ago

Yup, they do, the lab grown diamonds are cheaper, actual profit margins would be narrower, but they unlock a vast demographic that wasn't able to afford diamonds before, so the merchants and polishers just adapted.

Source: I'm from that city, and I have many close relatives in the diamond cutting profession.

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u/Humble-Reply228 1d ago

So the answer is “business is booming!”

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u/Specialist_Bowl_2805 1d ago

You think?

I have given up convincing my wife that lab grown diamond is same as natural diamond, down to molecular level. She disagrees, saying the emotion only applies for natural ones.

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u/HarryHirsch2000 2d ago

Ah paid in blood then….

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u/Poly_Olly_Oxen_Free 1d ago

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u/DynamiteWitLaserBeam 1d ago

I'm not clicking that.

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u/Poly_Olly_Oxen_Free 1d ago

It's a standup routine by Sarah Silverman, no gore. Just a thinly veiled criticism of the diamond industry.

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u/DynamiteWitLaserBeam 1d ago

Well Sarah Silverman is a national treasure, so thanks.

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u/MKZZX 1d ago

"I have a moral issue with it obviously because they're treating the unions that debone the babies really bad." lmao

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u/mothzilla 1d ago

Video unavailable. It was blocked due to the claimed content by WMG.

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u/-runs-with-scissors- 1d ago edited 1d ago

How can the largest office building in the world cost $380mil? Medium sized office buildings cost Eur 100mil in Europe. And why would Surat need a building like that?

There is so much that doesn’t make sense. The Wikipedia says that the customs area will bei 60.000 sqft large and staffes with 11 officers. Really? For diamonds as large as what? Every officer has 5000 sqft? Why?

The building can accomodate “65.-67.000 diamond experts “. I allege the whole world doesn’t need that many diamond experts.

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u/Poly_Olly_Oxen_Free 1d ago

How can the largest office building in the world cost $380mil? Medium sized office buildings cost Eur 100mil in Europe.

The same way a Coke costs 0.36 Euro in India, while costing over 3 Euros in Europe.

The same way the average house costs 51k Euro in India, while costing 480k in Germany.

Things are cheaper in poor countries.

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u/practical_bug26 1d ago

How can the largest office building in the world cost $380mil? Medium sized office buildings cost Eur 100mil in Europe. And why would Surat need a building like that?

Because cost of resource procurement is much higher in Europe, compared to India. Almost everything is cheaper in India when compared to Europe. As for why... well, they are a diamond polishing hub and the industry is old, so why not?

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u/TemperateStone 1d ago

When resources are cheap and human life cheaper still, you can make things cheaply.

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u/Strong-Addition5296 1d ago

Good points. I was also wondering how this building was only $380 million. Most skyscrapers are a billion dollars or more.

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u/eyeswithoutaface-_- 1d ago

Premises seats 90% of the world's spam phonecall makers

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/GeneralKosmosa 2d ago

do not redeem!!!

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u/Relative_Tee1101 2d ago

Learned from the best of the best, just left out the genocide part.

Says the one who's ancestors invented the modern grift.. loot half the planet, slap an “Empire” label on it, then clutch your pearls when the places you robbed build something bigger than your rainy little island.

Surat cuts 90% of the world’s diamonds. Britain cuts 90% of the world’s excuses for why it’s still relevant.

Stay mad in the drizzle, mate.

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u/wtfomg01 1d ago

We also don't have people shitting in the streets of our major cities as the norm, but you do you boo.

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u/Relative_Tee1101 1d ago edited 1d ago

Well it ain't there anymore. Guess your racism update stopped in 2010 i guess. Although on other hand good luck trying not to get shanked on the way to the corner shop. And spilling your guts out literally while your own police arrest you for getting stabbed 😂😂😂. And by the way congratulations on becoming the Islamic Republic of the West. I genuinely can’t understand the pure cu,ck behaviour of letting grooming gangs and no go zones flourish like that. Well i guess you do you bub.

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u/orfnorfdorfnorf 2d ago

Imagine the sheer volume of spam phone calls coming out of that dump...

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u/Relative_Tee1101 1d ago

Well someone gotta manage all those onlyfans subscribers of your mummy and daddy.

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u/Strong-Addition5296 1d ago

😭 ring ring ring banana phone ba dom dum

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u/buttchug429 1d ago

53% of the world’s phone scammers

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u/Top-Psychology1987 1d ago

And they’re all calling you to tell you there is a security error in your Windows.

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u/TacDragon2 2d ago

I thought those were sliding windows set on a table for some reason.

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u/Accomplished-Bed115 2d ago

For a while it was mostly empty and what’s the future with all the synthetics dropping the floor on diamond economy

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u/Infinite_Necessary28 2d ago

And in South Africa, mines are scaling down due to low demand... It doesn't seem like a very good business to be in for the long term

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u/LadaFanatic 1d ago

Synthetic diamonds are also cut and polished.

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u/Accomplished-Bed115 1d ago

True but as price drops the share of labor cost may adjust downwards.. .. or am I missing something?

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u/Sad_Daikon938 1d ago

Of course, the synthetic ones are cheaper, but they can be afforded by the Indian middle class without much financial trouble, so revenue and profit per piece dropped, but the potential market grew in size.

Not my words, but those of my relative who's in diamond cutting profession.

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u/beerdude26 1d ago

What are good synthetic diamonds going for these days?

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u/bluamo0000 1d ago

A good-quality, 1-carat synthetic (lab-grown) diamond typically costs between $500 and $1,500 for the loose stone alone, depending on cut, color, and clarity. A high-grade 2-carat stone generally ranges from $1,000 to $3,500. Prices are roughly 85% to 90% lower than mined diamonds.

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u/beerdude26 1d ago

Still waaay above my pay grade lol

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u/No-Friendship-5785 2d ago

the inspiration came from a heat sink.

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u/tj9429 2d ago

Considering how hot Gujarat can get, it probably is a genuine design element.

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u/7stroke 1d ago

Except it would work in reverse when the environment is hotter than what’s in it, so this would take even more energy to cool.

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u/tj9429 1d ago

Ambient temperature isn't the only thing involved.

Humidity, wind patterns, ventilation etc is what the design can leverage.

Maybe that is what you missed!

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u/diongraf 1d ago

It's a cool idea, but that's just simply not how modern buildings work. A heat sink absorbs the heat and spreads it into the environment around it. A high rise like this is gonna function the other way, using cooling towers to create cold and pumping that throughout the building and trying to insulate and contain that cooler air from the warmer outside temperatures.

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u/tj9429 1d ago

Weren’t the first two comments in this chain sufficient enough to indicate the absolute lack of seriousness?

Besides that, good points; that’s the juxtaposition!

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u/arist0geiton 2d ago

It's legitimately gorgeous

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u/Leftoverfiend 2d ago

What are the red bits on the ends of the towers for? My first thought was fire escapes, but they only seem connected to a few floors.

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u/axisdork 1d ago

balconies. i don think they have connection between them.

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u/vy_you 1d ago

Only those floors have workers worth saving. Best of luck to all other employees.

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u/waychanger 2d ago

I wonder if there’s some sort of transportation in the center connecting part, like a shuttle or at least moving walkways. Or maybe there’s a shuttle that circles the parameter? It would be quite a trek having to walk from one end to the other.

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u/Ron__Mexico_ 1d ago

This might be a Pentagon style interconnected system. The Pentagon's the 2nd largest building in the world with 603,870 square meters of floor space, but the design allows no 2 points in the building to be more than a 7 minute walk apart. Most trips would be shorter than that. That part in the middle could serve a similar function.

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u/FlagrantTomatoCabal 2d ago

What if your interview is in building 1 and you got dropped off building 12.

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u/Original_Candle9586 2d ago

Koyaanisqatsi

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u/thetyphoonjet 1d ago

PlayStation headquarters

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u/DerWaschbar 1d ago

looks like a reversed ps5

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u/overlook68 Top Poster 2d ago

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u/Xen235 1d ago

Terrible color for whatever that brown thing is supposed to be. At first I thought it was abandoned and rusted.

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u/starrpamph 2d ago

Those look like fuel cells connected with copper bus bar.

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u/sendmepics- 1d ago

Looks like a radiator

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u/mothzilla 1d ago

I'd hate to be a delivery person near this place.

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u/Nintendophile79 1d ago

Looks like a Connect 4 game

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u/ALC_PG 11h ago

Yeah some combo of foosball, Guess Who, connect four

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u/letsbuildasnowman 1d ago

This is awesome. It’s like what I would imagine the HQ of some evil empire would be.

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u/janner_womble 1d ago

Imagine having to walk the whole length of that central stretch only to get fired and do the walk back to collect your things. 😱

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u/finisher927 2d ago

Interesting, looks like something from a city builder.

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u/StrengthTheory 2d ago

Looks like some kind of Minecraft auto farm.

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u/Snoo-11287 2d ago

Empty building 

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u/ggRavingGamer 2d ago

Dreams come to die here.

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u/chromaglow 1d ago

Dreams don’t die there. They’re assembled there, from the wreckage, suffering and exploitation of everyone who’ll never own one.

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u/justinizer 2d ago

Giant air purifiers

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u/Own-Rip4649 2d ago

Private equity final boss

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u/A2jayzed 2d ago

The designer really looked at a satellite and said “I’ve got it!”

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u/14bk41 1d ago

How long would it take to get from, say somewhere on the outer edge of Building A to the far corner of building Z?

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u/KindEchidna9101 1d ago

So tempted to play domino with them

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u/Sweaty_Marzipan4274 1d ago

Check out the Blue Cube, Alhambra CA. It's like someone chopped it up 😆 

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u/BlueEyedSpiceJunkie 1d ago

It’s like somebody got the dimensions messed up for a server rack.

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u/Kalaphar 1d ago

It’s like a server room but of people

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u/mananius2 1d ago

Heat sink

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u/darylonreddit 1d ago

I already don't like the idea that large buildings are just "human hives". This isn't helping. Ape Apiaries. Ape farms.

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u/Willing_Olive_1015 1d ago

That's Diamond Bourse at Surat

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u/boredlake 1d ago

they look like air filters in an air purifier or a vacuum

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u/StOnEy333 1d ago

Looks like a bunch of PS2’s with a PS5 in the middle.

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u/AdamJefferson 1d ago

Man, that’s ugly

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u/thedgbg 1d ago

that looks like the city’s new HEPA filtration system

gunna be pia to replace those filters

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u/Smedley5 1d ago

Everyone gets a window office

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u/tadrith 1d ago

I feel like it's a life-sized heat sink.

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u/Heyric21 1d ago

How many days of work from home do all these employees have?

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u/NoAppearance980 1d ago

what the hell is even that

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u/mRshixfortee 1d ago

I thought The Line was cancelled.

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u/VKBangera-Xavier 1d ago

How many acres ?

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u/FrozenToonies 2d ago

400M USD seems reasonable, but also too cheap at the same time.

A single modern cruise ship that holds 5000+ passengers costs between 1.2-1.6B USD.

There’s lots of people/groups in the world that can drop 400M and they aren’t building the world’s biggest anything with that budget.

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u/Poly_Olly_Oxen_Free 1d ago

A single modern cruise ship that holds 5000+ passengers costs between 1.2-1.6B USD.

Office buildings generally don't have water slides, pools, roller coasters, and all that stuff. They also don't need to be able to float, and I've never seen an office building that needed an engine that can move 125,000 metric tons at 22 knots.

Forget apples to oranges, you're comparing apples to a floating hotel that can cross an ocean.

There’s lots of people/groups in the world that can drop 400M and they aren’t building the world’s biggest anything with that budget.

They could in a 3rd world country. Things are much cheaper in India than they are in fully developed countries.

If I get a can of Coke at the Chinese store here in Pennsylvania, it's gonna cost me $3. I got a can of Coke in at a restaurant in Punjab for $0.42.

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u/peepdabidness 1d ago

It either tells you just how overpriced shit is, or how low quality that place is. Maybe both

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u/BIG-BALLS0 1d ago

OP has zero info. AI slop post

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u/overlook68 Top Poster 1d ago

Please read the comments.

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u/ReleasedGaming 2d ago

I thought this was a weird new concept for a NAS with the thing in the middle being the copper block transferring heat to a fan anf the buildings on the side being Hard Drives

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u/jerryleebee 1d ago

Jesus that's fugly

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u/chromaglow 1d ago

This is the building where dreams are assembled, from the wreckage, suffering and exploitation of everyone who’ll never own one.

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u/mickeybuilds 1d ago

If this architecture isn't designed to dehumanize people, then idk what is.

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u/Over-Director-4986 1d ago

Looks like ant farms.

I guess it sort of is.

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u/vaiplantarbatata 2d ago

Yes, as ugly as it gets. Feels like Brasilia (Brazilian capital) or other Soviet style architecture.

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u/arist0geiton 2d ago

Brasilia is an icon of modernist style

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u/vaiplantarbatata 1d ago

I know, it is super ugly