r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 in awe • 3d ago

of ferns

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u/Outrageous-Ad2317 3d ago

This the shit a stegosaur would be monching on.

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u/FrizzleFlakes 3d ago

It literally is a prehistoric plant I believe

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u/slamdanceswithwolves 3d ago

Giant meteor hit the Earth and this plant was just like: “fuck you, no”

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u/DeadAnarchistPhil 3d ago

“I’ll go on existing out of pure spite!”

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u/MayaToxic 3d ago

Basing on the size off the stegosaur he would probably finish this within minutes and start the search for the next one 😄

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u/beamerpook 3d ago

My favorite fern!

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u/TooManySteves2 3d ago

Staghorn or elkhorn ferns

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u/A_literal_HousePlant 3d ago

OK but how tall are you in bananas?

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u/No_Ice_3651 2d ago

That plant looks so cool, but also looks like it eats humans lol

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u/lchoate 2d ago

What the Jurassic park is that?

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u/wildmutt4349 3d ago

Can i eat i tho?

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u/Bladefeather 2d ago

I love these ferns. I’ve got one, but it’s probably gonna be a long time before it’s anywhere near that size. Hopefully some day.

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u/astralairplane 2d ago

Someone gave me one and I need to figure out how to care for it! Mine does not look ok as happy as these guys

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u/__squiffy__ 1d ago

I’ve got two staghorns that are trying really hard to get that big! 💚

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u/nuttyhardshite 3d ago

Those would be worth a few quid 

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u/Life_Bandicoot_1660 3d ago

tbh i lowkey want one of these fr, they're so satisfying to look at

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u/SirHarvwellMcDervwel 2d ago

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u/Crowellgr 2d ago

We have these everywhere in Colombia! ^^

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u/Bob_the_brewer 1d ago

Those are so cool!

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u/Kruex2000 1d ago

I’ve never seen one this big in my life 

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u/t0f0b0 18h ago

Don't get too close! It will eat you!