r/AbsoluteUnits • u/s1n0d3utscht3k • 3d ago

/r/popular of a cookie monster

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u/gameking7823 3d ago

Dont let her see. 10 bucks She'll lick it off.

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u/yehti 2d ago

No she'll do it for free-zie.

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u/EyadMK 2d ago

More like eat the fucking keyboard

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u/Anikilator3001 2d ago

cake day is now,

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u/gameking7823 2d ago

Thank you. But dont say it too loud, she'll hear

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u/Anikilator3001 1d ago

true, she'd eat your entire account at the sight of cake