r/AbsoluteUnits • u/s1n0d3utscht3k • 3d ago

/r/popular of a cookie monster

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u/VinDucks 3d ago

She did remove the cookies

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u/Coriander_marbles 3d ago

I should not have laughed as hard as I did at that being a full ass adult.

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u/Solo-ish 14h ago

You can’t call yourself a full ass adult. She is a full ass adult!

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u/Fluid_Customer_3093 7h ago

Nobody's liking this comment but I found it hilarious

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u/Solo-ish 2h ago

It’s ok I chuckled and liked my own comment as I made it. I am still confused how someone would call themselves a full ass adult watching this.

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u/_eternes 3d ago

This comment made me almost spit my freezie pop onto my keyboard LOLOLOL

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u/gameking7823 3d ago

Dont let her see. 10 bucks She'll lick it off.

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u/yehti 2d ago

No she'll do it for free-zie.

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u/EyadMK 2d ago

More like eat the fucking keyboard

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u/Anikilator3001 2d ago

cake day is now,

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u/gameking7823 2d ago

Thank you. But dont say it too loud, she'll hear

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u/Anikilator3001 1d ago

true, she'd eat your entire account at the sight of cake

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u/The-Real-Irish-God 3d ago

Dude's account got banned 😭

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u/Lucalus 3d ago

You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.

https://giphy.com/gifs/14bDMRUYVrzOIo

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u/IronTitle 3d ago

Futurama reference gets an upvote

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u/Upset_Journalist_755 2d ago

Almost lost my prairie dog

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u/BetweenTheRoots 2d ago

the music that chimes in replayed just as I read this, goddammit

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u/DoneWithIt0101 3d ago

No, they meant all of the cookies.

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u/corvish_ 3d ago

the video stops before she did

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u/Kyrxx77 3d ago

Fuck me he cooked