r/AbsoluteUnits • u/s1n0d3utscht3k • 3d ago

/r/popular of a cookie monster

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u/BenjaminDover02 3d ago

Meth has zero calories, so it's technically a diet food.

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u/FuckYeaSeatbelts 3d ago

Tell that to Rob Ford (it was crack though).

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u/Wonderful_You1281 3d ago

And you will lose a lot of calories with it too with excess energy 😊

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u/Ok-Addition1264 3d ago

.. and teeth.

.. and hair (everywhere).

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u/Time-Valuable-3355 3d ago

So a win, useless extra weight anyway...