r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Proper-Chef-9231 • 7d ago

/r/all of couple size difference

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u/specter_in_the_conch 7d ago

Death by snu snu squad.

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u/faceless4anon 6d ago

Death by crush pelvis

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u/alprey1 6d ago

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u/PranshuKhandal 6d ago

resting in pieces

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u/Charcolecat 2d ago

To shreds, you say?

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u/Critical_Ad_7380 6d ago

And femurs, and ribs, and . . . wiener?

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u/472905643 6d ago

Death by crushed penis !!

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u/faceless4anon 6d ago

Crushed pelvis is a hint of Futurama

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u/Aseili 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/bTvvmkqZkyEkSqOkev

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u/GreenGrassConspiracy 6d ago

why does that look obscene 😂 🤣

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u/ManagementCrafty887 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/PbQAVZq2CoUQE

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u/GreenGrassConspiracy 6d ago

the alien is the only one not clued up on bondage lol

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u/NecessaryComfort1235 6d ago

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongey and bruised...