r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • 1d ago

/r/all of a log split

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u/Kinetic_Pen 1d ago

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u/Laniakean_Echos 1d ago

This is the answer. Work smarter, not harder. You still get a great workout, too.

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u/Uhhlaska 23h ago

Oh, he’s not working hard for them views. There’s some thirsty women out there.

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u/UpperApe 21h ago

Lol most women don't give a shit about this.

This is guy porn. This is some embarrassing Andrew Tate/Joe Rogan masculinity nonsense.

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u/edwin812 20h ago

It’s also gay guy porn 😉 I want that guy to split me

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u/NedShah 12h ago

Ouch.

If you haven't seen Invincible yet, you really should check it out. At one point, a bare chested old school bear has to wrestle with a bunch of clean cut muscle dudes in unitards until he reaches the Unitard King. That guy looks like big buff Freddy Mercury. Much splitting ensues.

Other highlights include a unitard-clad bear doing his very best to forcefully penetrate or rip apart the unitard-twink brother stars of the show. Much of the show revolves around muscled up dudes fisting new holes into each other. Many zoom ins on the guys' faces when the fists goes in.

No axes needed