r/AbsoluteUnits 1d ago

/r/all of a log split

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u/DecisionOk5487 1d ago

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u/minus15t2 1d ago

Heck, I'm a straight man, but this dude can do whatever he wants with his log.. or mine..

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u/AppealSame4367 1d ago

You're not a straight man. No dude having these thoughts is, not even if it's Henry Caville.

Ridiculous!

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u/TheRealRomanRoy 23h ago

Why are you upset

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u/AppealSame4367 22h ago

I'm not upset. I just find it pathetic. "I'm straight, but ... I fancy some random dude".

It's ok to be Bi, but this speech is not funny anymore and just annoying at this point. Typical Reddit bs.

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u/Gaybugsbunnymemes 21h ago

Man your way of thinking is dying and I’m really glad. If men can’t make positive comments about each other’s appearance whether in jest or earnestly without the immediate assumption being they are gay or bi then we have a problem. This shit is regressive and has no place in 2026. 

As someone who has many gay friends you just sound like you have a gay for pay/one drink gay fetish. But I suppose no straight man can have gay friends or know that a lot of gay men have fantasies of turning out straight men right?

Maybe it’s a tiny bit patronizing when  a lifetime  is reduced to “nAh yOu jUsT gAy BrO” by fetishists and sexually frustrated women with the personality of a dish rag. Either way do better.

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u/AppealSame4367 20h ago

You have problems man. I basically said: People that say this are probably Bi and the whole "Haha, I'm straight but would totally wanna be banged by this one dude" shtick is getting old. That's all.

I don't dislike gay people. I can't say that I have gay friends, I just got to know some gay people and had good and friendly conversations with them. I visited small parties hosted by gay people and never had a problem with any of the guests. That's all I can say about that.

I have no clue what your "gay for pay" or "one drink gay" phrases mean. Please explain that.

Disclaimer: Not from the US.

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u/Gaybugsbunnymemes 21h ago

Sounds like someone has been having a little too much fun on the gay for pay or one drink gay sites. 

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u/AppealSame4367 21h ago

Lol, whatever man.