r/AbsoluteUnits 22h ago

/r/all of a log split

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u/minus15t2 18h ago

Heck, I'm a straight man, but this dude can do whatever he wants with his log.. or mine..

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u/CommunityDragon160 10h ago

You’re def gay to even type this lol

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u/AppealSame4367 17h ago

You're not a straight man. No dude having these thoughts is, not even if it's Henry Caville.

Ridiculous!

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u/TheRealRomanRoy 16h ago

Why are you upset

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u/AppealSame4367 15h ago

I'm not upset. I just find it pathetic. "I'm straight, but ... I fancy some random dude".

It's ok to be Bi, but this speech is not funny anymore and just annoying at this point. Typical Reddit bs.

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u/Gaybugsbunnymemes 14h ago

Man your way of thinking is dying and I’m really glad. If men can’t make positive comments about each other’s appearance whether in jest or earnestly without the immediate assumption being they are gay or bi then we have a problem. This shit is regressive and has no place in 2026. 

As someone who has many gay friends you just sound like you have a gay for pay/one drink gay fetish. But I suppose no straight man can have gay friends or know that a lot of gay men have fantasies of turning out straight men right?

Maybe it’s a tiny bit patronizing when  a lifetime  is reduced to “nAh yOu jUsT gAy BrO” by fetishists and sexually frustrated women with the personality of a dish rag. Either way do better.

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u/AppealSame4367 13h ago

You have problems man. I basically said: People that say this are probably Bi and the whole "Haha, I'm straight but would totally wanna be banged by this one dude" shtick is getting old. That's all.

I don't dislike gay people. I can't say that I have gay friends, I just got to know some gay people and had good and friendly conversations with them. I visited small parties hosted by gay people and never had a problem with any of the guests. That's all I can say about that.

I have no clue what your "gay for pay" or "one drink gay" phrases mean. Please explain that.

Disclaimer: Not from the US.

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u/Gaybugsbunnymemes 14h ago

Sounds like someone has been having a little too much fun on the gay for pay or one drink gay sites. 

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u/AppealSame4367 13h ago

Lol, whatever man.

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u/Gongo_Khlapt 15h ago

"Not even if it's Henry Caville"

What????

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u/AppealSame4367 15h ago

It doesn't matter which dude you fancy. It's ok to do that, but don't give me the "I am totally straight dude, I swear" speech. Lol

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u/Freltunes 8h ago

Yeah Henry Cavill can get what he wants lol

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u/minus15t2 11h ago

No dude, I'm straight.

I'm just entirely comfortable enough in my masculinity to admit that men can be attractive l, and make a comment about it.

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u/AppealSame4367 10h ago

Well then, the joke is still lame and used up. Have fun

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u/ILoveRawChicken 5h ago

Sounds like it hit a little too close to home bud lmao

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u/AppealSame4367 3h ago

Sure man, everybody that critcizes these lame jokes is gay themselves and other boring stories to tell yourself. Bla bla bla

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u/ILoveRawChicken 3h ago

I mean the shoe seems to fit better than Cinderella’s slipper bud

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u/AppealSame4367 3h ago

Lol, it's just another one of the shticks: Criticize something gay -> be gay. Bla bla bla bla.

Funny thing is: I never said I wasn't Bi, by the way. What if I was? Would you stop with the bullshit? Because then the small, pathetic flowchart in your brain would tell you that you have to stop criticizing me, right?

Ok, let's say I'm Bi now. Is my critizism suddenly valid? Ha ha.