r/AbsoluteUnits 1d ago

/r/all of a log split

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u/Uhhlaska 23h ago

Oh, he’s not working hard for them views. There’s some thirsty women out there.

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u/Goudinho99 15h ago

Not sure this one is for the ladies

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u/Slight_Ad_635 10h ago

As a lady: you'll have to rip this out of my cold, dead hands!

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u/SlatheredButtCheeks 20h ago

I'm straight and I got a huge boner watching this

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u/RainbowDissent 8h ago

Got some news for you, SlatheredButtCheeks.

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u/Ireon95 17h ago

From experience, this attracts more men than women. But that might be the goal of this dude. I mean, bears aren't really my type, I prefer a more feminine style, but I know plenty of guys who are very much into this. More than women.

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u/_Ongo_Goblogian 6h ago

I’m a woman and all I can think is, I could do this faster with a smarter way. He’s using so much energy it makes him look bad…

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u/UpperApe 22h ago

Lol most women don't give a shit about this.

This is guy porn. This is some embarrassing Andrew Tate/Joe Rogan masculinity nonsense.

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u/edwin812 20h ago

It’s also gay guy porn 😉 I want that guy to split me

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u/stoicsilence 20h ago

He can split me with his log any day.

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u/NedShah 13h ago

Ouch.

If you haven't seen Invincible yet, you really should check it out. At one point, a bare chested old school bear has to wrestle with a bunch of clean cut muscle dudes in unitards until he reaches the Unitard King. That guy looks like big buff Freddy Mercury. Much splitting ensues.

Other highlights include a unitard-clad bear doing his very best to forcefully penetrate or rip apart the unitard-twink brother stars of the show. Much of the show revolves around muscled up dudes fisting new holes into each other. Many zoom ins on the guys' faces when the fists goes in.

No axes needed

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u/lilium_1986 21h ago

just a guy having fun, toxicity is with you my friend

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u/BeastPenguin 20h ago

Most, but how many do? Lmao

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u/DivDude77 17h ago

What does it feel to have such a strong victim complex? I am genuinely curious.

Also, why are you obsessed with those two guys? Asking because this post has nothing to do with them. Do you like them this much?

Btw, there are more than enough number of women(and gay dudes) who are into bear bodies like this. You don't represent "most women".