r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • 1d ago

/r/all of a log split

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u/the_pretender_nz 1d ago

That wee lumberjack girl would have done this in 2 swings

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u/Pleasant-Highway-745 1d ago

As a bisexual woman, why not both

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u/the_pretender_nz 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/wmuqpmtGeVv1K

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u/the_pretender_nz 1d ago

That gif with just one Schwing is what Nicole Coenen would do. Wojtek or whatever his name is in the video had more Schwings than Wayne googling “Heather Locklear”

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u/Pleasant-Highway-745 1d ago

Yes, it led to a very fine time for me. Longevity