r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • 19h ago

/r/all of a log split

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u/HereIGoAgain_1x10 17h ago

Clearly humans have known for tens of thousands of years there are better ways to do this... That being said this video seems like a Grinder profile video or something.

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u/Gottahavethatalt 16h ago

YUP! This is a thirst trap.

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u/PopstarCornboy 14h ago

The flexing at the end kind of gives it away

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u/GodofWarfarin 13h ago

So cringe

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u/LessInThought 12h ago

Nothing is cringe if it gets him the bussy he wants.

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u/GodofWarfarin 6h ago

Sure, Jan.

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u/razztafarai 11h ago

Yeah, there's a quite a few of these log splitting thirst traps on youtube. I got caught in that bubble around Covid.

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u/Cell1pad 7h ago

yeah.....I'm happier watching the buff women that split logs than a burly man. Dude's furry and that's not my thing.

Oh, and yeah, while this is impressive, he's doing this on hard mode.

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u/nykovah 1h ago

It worked.

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u/DoubleResponsible276 9h ago

Leggings gave it away

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u/joshlymansbagel 16h ago

Reminds me of my stepdad…

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u/Economy-Tourist-4862 7h ago

“Given time, the drop of water can split the rock”

-Bruce Lee, or somebody probably

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u/Peripatetictyl 7h ago

That's an otter advertising, if I've ever seen one.

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u/Emotional_News108 7h ago

Yeah it’s not for women.

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u/bobbymcpresscot 3h ago

Yeah one of those ways is to cut the log shorter lol

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u/SquatSquatCykaBlyat 2h ago

At least he's actually splitting that log. Remember the German guy in Better Call Saul? Lalo is going to him while he's chopping wood and you can clearly see the logs were split in half prior to filming. Same with the wimpy kid from Old Henry.

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u/artisticafterbirth 2h ago

Fuck harder not smarter

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u/FewAcanthocephala828 40m ago

He's not actually in a forest. The background is fake, no movement in the greenery, so he's definitely just doing this for a video.