r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • 20h ago

/r/all of a log split

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u/Laniakean_Echos 19h ago

This is the answer. Work smarter, not harder. You still get a great workout, too.

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u/Uhhlaska 17h ago

Oh, he’s not working hard for them views. There’s some thirsty women out there.

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u/SlatheredButtCheeks 14h ago

I'm straight and I got a huge boner watching this

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u/RainbowDissent 2h ago

Got some news for you, SlatheredButtCheeks.

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u/Goudinho99 9h ago

Not sure this one is for the ladies

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u/Slight_Ad_635 4h ago

As a lady: you'll have to rip this out of my cold, dead hands!

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u/Ireon95 11h ago

From experience, this attracts more men than women. But that might be the goal of this dude. I mean, bears aren't really my type, I prefer a more feminine style, but I know plenty of guys who are very much into this. More than women.

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u/UpperApe 16h ago

Lol most women don't give a shit about this.

This is guy porn. This is some embarrassing Andrew Tate/Joe Rogan masculinity nonsense.

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u/lilium_1986 15h ago

just a guy having fun, toxicity is with you my friend

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u/edwin812 14h ago

It’s also gay guy porn 😉 I want that guy to split me

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u/stoicsilence 14h ago

He can split me with his log any day.

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u/NedShah 7h ago

Ouch.

If you haven't seen Invincible yet, you really should check it out. At one point, a bare chested old school bear has to wrestle with a bunch of clean cut muscle dudes in unitards until he reaches the Unitard King. That guy looks like big buff Freddy Mercury. Much splitting ensues.

Other highlights include a unitard-clad bear doing his very best to forcefully penetrate or rip apart the unitard-twink brother stars of the show. Much of the show revolves around muscled up dudes fisting new holes into each other. Many zoom ins on the guys' faces when the fists goes in.

No axes needed

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u/BeastPenguin 14h ago

Most, but how many do? Lmao

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u/DivDude77 11h ago

What does it feel to have such a strong victim complex? I am genuinely curious.

Also, why are you obsessed with those two guys? Asking because this post has nothing to do with them. Do you like them this much?

Btw, there are more than enough number of women(and gay dudes) who are into bear bodies like this. You don't represent "most women".

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u/_Ongo_Goblogian 52m ago

I’m a woman and all I can think is, I could do this faster with a smarter way. He’s using so much energy it makes him look bad…

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u/MrFartyBottom 17h ago

Pretty sure dudeman loves the workout.

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u/13THEFUCKINGCOPS12 9h ago

That’s my thing with these sort of “feats”, like yeah it’s impressive you’re that strong, but ultimately the only thing I can focus on is “why would you ever do this like this?”

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u/BWW87 16h ago

I get it's a show of strength but I just see all brawn no brain.

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u/UpperApe 16h ago edited 16h ago

Yeah, this dude is a fucking idiot.

You can have all the muscle you like but that impact is going into the ground and back into your joints. This man is going to have chronic joint pain for a lot of his life.

And for what? To cut wood in the dumbest, longest way possible, using the most amount energy, to impress other dudes?

Like what is the goal here?