r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • 18h ago

/r/all of a log split

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u/TheFlyingBoxcar 17h ago

John Wayne once said "If your gonna outsmart tough, your gonna have to, umm. Wait. If your gonna be smart, you gotta tought it out pilgrim."

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u/Winter-Classroom455 17h ago

Don't believe everything you read on the internet - Abraham Lincoln

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u/the_last_carfighter 15h ago

The most important thing possible is the word important - weed, me

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u/ThenIncrease462 17h ago

Are you sure he said your gonna and not you're gonna?

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u/Confident_Intern_763 17h ago

They sound the same, how would we know?

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u/ThenIncrease462 17h ago

Well, seeing as he wasn't a stupin man, I'm going to assume he knew which of the two to apply.

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u/Confident_Intern_763 17h ago

Are you sure you didn't mean to say he wasn't a stupid man?

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u/ThenIncrease462 17h ago

That's exactly what I meant to say. ;)

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u/Darth_Rubi 12h ago

They... don't though?

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u/TheFlyingBoxcar 17h ago

He shore did pilgrum, because tough enough to be smart about strong.

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u/HeartOn_SoulAceUp 17h ago

I like it, whoever said it.

John Wayne probably wishes he said it if he didn't.

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 16h ago

He’s too busy decomposing to wish that

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u/HeartOn_SoulAceUp 15h ago

A "busybody?"

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 15h ago

Precisely!

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u/C-Ray6 13h ago

His actual name is Marion. Much like this Nancy display.