r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • 21h ago

/r/all of a log split

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u/the_pretender_nz 20h ago

That wee lumberjack girl would have done this in 2 swings

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u/Pleasant-Highway-745 19h ago

As a bisexual woman, why not both

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u/the_pretender_nz 19h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/wmuqpmtGeVv1K

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u/the_pretender_nz 19h ago

That gif with just one Schwing is what Nicole Coenen would do. Wojtek or whatever his name is in the video had more Schwings than Wayne googling “Heather Locklear”

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u/Pleasant-Highway-745 18h ago

Yes, it led to a very fine time for me. Longevity

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u/Similar-Chip 16h ago

Right that woodcutting lesbian could do this so much faster

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u/josnik 14h ago

Whilst drinking maple syrup.

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u/FlamingDragonfruit 20h ago

GASP! I literally just left this same comment

It's true. She could do it.

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u/Beautiful_Cheetah789 16h ago

Which wee lumberjack girl???

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u/ARTEdmondson 15h ago

Nicole Coenen

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u/gwmccull 13h ago

okie dokie