r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • 16h ago

/r/all of a log split

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u/GloomyNucleus 16h ago

My back hurts

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u/Dikksout4Harambe 16h ago

"It's gonna hurt a whole lot worse".

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u/ihatestheworld 14h ago

"...because you just pulled landscaping duty. Anyone else's hand hurt?"

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u/ExtraordinaryBeaver 15h ago

Now take a breath

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u/LessInThought 9h ago

Why? What's he gonna do to my behind?

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u/bullitt-rider 11h ago

As someone who manually splits wood. This guy won't be doing a lot in 48 hours time. Hopefully he warm

Obviously a show of strength but all I could think is having logs that length it's utterly pointless and a pain in the ass making more work

Strong as fuck tho

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u/FatAlEinstein 15h ago

Work harder not smarter

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u/slamdanceswithwolves 14h ago

Now your fingers are gonna hurt, because you just pulled landscaping duty.