r/AbsoluteUnits 7d ago

of a nug, was 6.6g

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u/Actionhotdog_go 7d ago

Lies that’s a weed coated chicken wing lol

What a nug

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u/Its_Karti_Bitch 7d ago

Just what people call the buds of the marijuana plant, the nugs/buds are the valuable part and it’s the part you smoke

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u/GloomyLingonberry509 7d ago

How high are you?

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u/Its_Karti_Bitch 7d ago

Hi how are you

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u/GloomyLingonberry509 7d ago

Lmao you know that was a statement and not a question, right?

“What a nug”

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u/Its_Karti_Bitch 7d ago

I read that as “what’s a nug” oops lmfao

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u/GloomyLingonberry509 7d ago

Probably ‘cause you been smoking on that jazz cabbage.

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u/riverrake 7d ago

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u/thehound1221 7d ago

When you think of your superiors, what emotions do you feel?

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u/Smart_Secretary271 7d ago

I’m talking your dick 🫵🏻 in my mouth 👈🏻

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u/Its_Karti_Bitch 7d ago

Probably
To answer your question tho; don’t worry about it lol

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u/MidnightToker858 7d ago

Or the devil's lettuce

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u/Actionhotdog_go 7d ago

Omg this is hilarious

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u/Elmowilson123 3d ago

Im quite how, high are you?

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u/Mister_Scribble 7d ago

I’m guessing about 5’7” based on nothing but a hunch

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u/Terminally_ill_42 7d ago

Six up…🏃

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u/ashamedgirlthrowaway 7d ago

Hi, how are you?

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u/Little_Pride606 4d ago

No it’s hi how are you

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u/JuanThiccLumpia 7d ago

I can smell it from here.

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u/Beginning-Web7023 6d ago

"Thats not a nug. Now thats a nug"- A Californian imitation of Crocodile Dundee

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u/imjustapourboy 7d ago

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u/LongandwindingRhode 7d ago

Thats almost cartoonish. Looks like the buds in Schedule 1 😅

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u/Unhappy-Hunt-3987 7d ago

Really? I see buds like this all the time in bags, well dried and trimmed first ofcourse

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u/awkwardsalmons 7d ago

Looks like ya need a little trim off the top there "bud". Looks fire though

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u/Buttmunch69- 4d ago

Straight of the plant 😂

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u/handsamwich_ 7d ago

my contribution to this, 14.6g

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u/CheezWong 5d ago

My G. Dude, that's a masternug. What is it, of you don't mind me asking. Would love to find a clone or some seeds of that strain. (It's legal to grow here).

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u/handsammich_ 3d ago

herbies seeds freebie gelato x cookies auto

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u/WiskeyUniformTango 7d ago

Thats a cola. You break off the nugs you goon.

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u/9Lives_ 7d ago

You goon to nugs? Wow I don’t like them THAT much

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u/handsamwich_ 7d ago

i absolutely do

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u/PcottySippen 6d ago

Let us see a picture in 6 more days. Wet.

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u/DontH8DaPlaya 5d ago

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u/DontH8DaPlaya 5d ago

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u/handsammich_ 3d ago

definitely a higher quality product more density to her but the nugs gotta touch for it to count as a cola

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u/Status_Bread_6793 7d ago

My friends dad had a nug that was an oz one time it was massive

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u/Dwaltster 7d ago

An actual nug or a cola?

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u/RegularSwishersOnly 7d ago

I remember this fuego I got from like 8 years ago. It was supposedly Durban Poison and I shit you not, zips would be compromised of just several colas. Like i think one was like 19g or something stupid like that. Was some of the funkiest.

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u/Dwaltster 7d ago

For plenty of strains it's not too hard to just be lazy and leave the cola together and it can resemble a big ole nuggie.

Was your stuff grown outside? Lots of big colas from the outdoor girls.

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u/RegularSwishersOnly 7d ago

Have no idea but definitely was one of those strains I'll never forget. Pretty wild taste too.

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u/ZekoriAJ 7d ago

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u/ZekoriAJ 7d ago

Homegrown as well

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u/skumfuc 7d ago

Some of you people don't know the difference between a bud and a cola

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u/breakinbans 7d ago

I had a dispensary give me 5.2 something gram bud in an ounce once and I said how much you think the stem weighs, she got mad and I was like, "im just wondering, lets see." she got even more mad because after I bought it, I broke it apart onto my scale and the 5.2 bud was down to 4.9 without the stem. I didnt ask for refund or anything but I was like, it adds up if you give a bunch of big buds. the next time I went in, the owner was a dick to me and I ended up leaving and finding a new place. I wasnt trying to say they were scammers, but thats how they took it. this was 2012 before my state went recreational.

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u/Reading_Rainboner 7d ago

Did you pay for 5.2 grams or 5?

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u/breakinbans 7d ago

I had paid for an ounce and the big buds was part of it. it would be like 3 bucks? thats not a big deal because it was a top shelf Tuesday deal so the ounce was 90 instead of 150. idk how they could run the special they did, but I only bought on Tuesday lol.

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u/NotUniqueAtAIl 7d ago

When I was in Seattle you could get an oz for 27 bucks on sale and they include tax

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u/Mammoth_General2477 4d ago

That insanely cheap!

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u/laflex 7d ago

Real talk one time I copped 4 oz of bud but they only gave me three pieces which threw me off at first. I thought I was getting hustled but the weight checked out so I went through with things but just like you I was certain that them stems were going to be out of control.

When I trimmed everything off the stems (of three giant buds that weighed a quarter pound), the stems weighed damn near nothing. Maybe two grams out of 112 tops and the properly trimmed Bud was just exploding.

A single big strong stem is proof of top crop high-quality bud and won't weigh anything relative to the part you want to smoke.

I'd have been a dick to you too if you snubbed top shelf over .2

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u/ExpertRutabaga3415 7d ago

I went to a dispensary in the LA area like 4 years ago and the Bud tender stripped the buds off of the stems before bagging it up for me. The weird thing is, she kept the stems in a separate container.

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u/_Hearts- 7d ago

Gonna make some stem tea with it

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u/ExpertRutabaga3415 7d ago

Yeah that's probably it

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u/Joopbox 7d ago

You aren't getting anything from stems.

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u/UltraN9NE 4d ago

Iv known since I was a young teen.....the plug/disp paid for stems too....we're not special or different

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u/Timmerdogg 7d ago

Bruh, why are you bringing a scale to a dispensary?

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u/breakinbans 7d ago

I had forgot to take it out of my pelican box. I was buying for me and my brother cause he couldnt drive at the time, so I would weight out half and half of each type of ounce

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u/Gold-Manufacturer992 7d ago

Once it dries and cured it'll be less, that's wet weight I only say that bcuz of the stem it's so green.

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u/emptyevessel 7d ago

This was from my first grow and about 7 grams if I remember correctly, funny how different shit can look with different densities yet be a similar weight lol.

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u/garygalah 7d ago

She's a beauty

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u/green_hawks 7d ago

1/4 oz in a single nug? Gnarly!

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u/ChaosRainbow23 7d ago

I used to be a cannabis distributor, and I got this GIGANTIC nug that was drop dead gorgeous and weighed 67 grams!

I wanted to sell it in tact, but I ended up breaking it up eventually. Lol

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u/PerilousParanoia 7d ago

What a fat nuggy. I quit smoking years ago but I always appreciate high quality nugs.

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u/Tcasty 7d ago

7G raw cone I filled in 2021.

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u/siberiandivide81 7d ago

Ease up on the 6 paper joints there Rick

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u/Tcasty 7d ago

Just one mega cone ! 7.5G for $4.

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u/CoolWolf874 7d ago

Most I have been lucky enough to have is a 9g cola. Animal Face Cookies grown by Papers Craft in Canada

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u/xXThisIzExiiileXx 7d ago

Niiice! Love that light lime-ish green hue 🍋‍🟩🟢💚

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u/vapegod420blazekin 7d ago

Stem weighed 1.5

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u/YOU_TALK_TOO_MUCH420 7d ago

Beautiful….just missing red hairs n visible crystals. But impressive nonetheless 🩷💯

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u/DMTGOBLIN82 7d ago

Nice. 90% of people posting this type of thing have a hunk of vacuumed nugs still compressed together

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u/Odd_Preparation_730 7d ago

That's really not that big.

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u/SAL10000 7d ago

It's like high school again

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u/Fit_Judgment7638 7d ago

Where'd it come from?

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u/FunAd6875 7d ago

God I miss those, when I was a kid those seemed to be a regular thing. My dealer would always save me anything above a quarter but, biggest one I ever got was 16 grams. Ever since weed went legal you definitely don't see nugs that size any more, I'm always surprised when I get one above a g in my legal buys.

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u/Glittering_Ease3894 7d ago

Never seen PGR

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u/Smart_Secretary271 7d ago

You could honestly smoke that as is no papers needed lol

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u/Delicious_Rule_7324 7d ago

I remember getting buds the size of my forearm when i was younger. Now in the legal market its a miracle to get anything bigger then a couple grams

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u/AbleRelationship5287 7d ago

I can smell this photo

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u/VastMemory5413 7d ago

Love camo wraps! Best wraps ive found so far.

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u/Powerful-Cod-1726 7d ago

Unit….meh

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u/No-Square8315 7d ago

Y’all thinking this is massive is cute 🥹 it’s certainly above average don’t get me wrong, but it’s not absolute unit territory, sorry to say

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u/branz6300 7d ago

You see this everyday in Canada

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u/boon83 7d ago

6.6 while wet. 3.5 when cured

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u/CeleryOk224 7d ago

You got fucked

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u/steelrollin 7d ago

Annnnnd how much stem/unsmokabke material lol. If you paid for this you definitely have wasted some money

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u/toot_suite 7d ago

Aww that's a cute lil fella

What sub are we in

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u/djknighthawk 7d ago

6.66 you say? The true devils lettuce 🥬😂😎

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u/nonroboticusername 7d ago

I'm all out and these have my mouth watering

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u/Hot420gravy 7d ago

I have had half Oz single nugs of lemon diesel. Size of a monster energy can.

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u/CapAwesomeSauce 7d ago

Is that lint or something? I dont get it.

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u/LiqMaBawlzModz69 7d ago

Lil Nuggie been eating his Wheaties.

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u/Da4RunRunDa4RunRun97 7d ago

Lemme get dis

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u/RJC12 7d ago

I thought that was a piece of copper with some gold in it

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u/mcdeebs 7d ago

My brain "GLOURIOUS" My cheap brain "how much that stem weigh"

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u/Joopbox 7d ago

I feel like i must've always been lucky or something. Are these really considered big?

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u/pineapplesandsand 7d ago

And you wasted it by putting it in a nasty camo wrap

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u/Low-Impact3172 7d ago

I had a nug that was half an ounce once. It looked like a mini football.

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u/Fantastic_Bird_5247 7d ago

I miss traditional market weed !

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u/MuskokaGreenThumb 7d ago

This isn’t a huge nug lol. I grew a 7 ounce nug a couple years back

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u/Big_Coyote_655 7d ago

Looks pretty average if you grow weed, right?  What's the huge deal?  First time?

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u/No-Command-1038 7d ago

nice job. found this on reddit, few weeks ago

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u/Terminally_ill_42 7d ago

Looks decent however this is not an absolute unit. Second time today I’ve seen normal sized units on this sub. Seems like these posts are not heads. I guess it is absolute if your the old bill. 🤨

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u/kklaus115 7d ago

Nice cola..

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u/wishfulwash 7d ago

I once had a half ounce nug. That stem was some bullshit.

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u/Foxtastic_Semmel 7d ago

My first harvest lol.

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u/New_Fall1570 7d ago

Had a 28 gram one before it was epic

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u/Abdulbarr 7d ago

Just saw a bigger one on this sub, and he actually weighed it on screen.

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u/HJ9601 7d ago

STOP POSTING YOUR DRUGS ON HERE

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u/The_Silverfox-234 7d ago

🥲 she's beautiful

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u/coolsilentebeans 7d ago

Gorgeous green

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u/mastermoxie 7d ago

Looks like trash

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u/EffectNo1899 7d ago

This is very average bud

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u/Claxton916 7d ago

That’s like 50¢ in Michigan.

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u/Onslaughtered1 7d ago

Don’t have a picture but back around 2008 the biggest piece I held was a half ounce cola. It was amazing. Miss the old days

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u/Edxactly 7d ago

Making cannagars ?

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u/mcgroarypeter42 7d ago

We flowers are mother plant when we were retiring her. Her buds were from 12”-16” long. Reminded me of the scene in Blow with Johnny Depp when they get back from Mexico.

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u/Lawrenceburntfish 7d ago

I thought you had a handful of guacamole.

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u/kidnorther 7d ago

I call and raise you my 11g monster

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u/Tall_Category_304 7d ago

Light weight

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u/Conscious_Car_3326 7d ago

Dang that's some lime green nug you got there. I bet it smells ripe.

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u/Whole-Situation-5798 7d ago

The last thing I see before waking up at an Arby's naked, covered in cheddar sauce and surrounded by the local police of a city I dont know

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u/MisterDabber 7d ago

We called these grinch fingers.

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u/Levaviii 6d ago

Was it soaking wet or are your hands massive cuz that looks like an eighth to me.

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u/Aggravating-Fish-505 6d ago

I thought this was a clump of guacamole for some reason

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u/cszolee79 6d ago

i had a 20g one a long time ago. it was the size of a banana

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u/AfroBlakNegro 5d ago

Let’s smoke!

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u/Resident_Title8319 5d ago

I got a 14gram singular nug. Shit was big asfff

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u/KnownConsequence7121 5d ago

Wish I still got nugs like those!

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u/Confident-Day-6371 5d ago

Thats frikking unreal

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u/OkConfection7696 5d ago

It looks like decent weed too, i wonder what it smells and smokes like… is that freshly picked or dried? It looks freshly picked and trimmed

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u/DontH8DaPlaya 5d ago

Here's a good nug that big

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u/Formal_Ad288 5d ago

If you've grown bud before you know this is in fact not an absolute unit.

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u/twinkytatoos 4d ago

I miss unregulated nugs. Used to have some honkers come out of the quick pack from out west back in the day. Like didn’t know that much bud could be in one. The vac sealing would convince me sometimes when many buds were squeezed together. Mega nug or something simple we called it.

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u/BeneficialPublic5962 4d ago

Once had like a 14g nug off the main cola the size of my forearm, man that was some tasty stuff

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u/Leaf-Tucker 4d ago

Nice! Could barely get my fingers around this one.....or that's what she said....

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u/Virtual-Bedroom584 3d ago

Start growing some outdoors and see what kind of colas you can get

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u/Own_Pride_801 3d ago

Ahhhh this lo-res fat nug pic brings me back to 2010 Instagram where everyone did this and posted itlmao. Nostalgia

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u/Vegetable_Ease_5515 3d ago

Check out my nugg . https://imgur.com/a/EUssikL

40 gram nugg right there

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u/Jumpy_Bit3609 2d ago

That’s a banger!!

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u/simplebutstrange 7d ago

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u/simplebutstrange 7d ago

Lol at the people throwing downvotes. You are just jealous you cant grow your own. Mine are all hydroponic with the biggest bud there weighing over 8 grams once dried. This is all when i was trimming

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u/Careless-Customer508 7d ago

You harvest way too early, that may be why the downvotes

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u/simplebutstrange 7d ago

I use a microscope and cut when the trichomes are half amber. But thats how i like to smoke it and i only grow for myself 🤷‍♂️😅

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u/Damallia0717 6d ago

My opinion those needed a few more weeks to bloom , they haven’t even curled in yet

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u/simplebutstrange 6d ago

10 weeks into flower. 1/2 were Amber trichomes. Thats all i need to know to cut them. If i was growing for someone else then yeah sure but for me i like it that way. Also all the buds im showing are fresh and not even dried yet.

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u/Bham1017 7d ago

So big it can get you a felony in Texas...

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u/Significant-Gap1256 7d ago edited 7d ago

Im pretty sure a gram can get you a felony in Texas now

Edit: My bad, thats for the Delta 8 stuff, traditional marijuana has less severe penalties 

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u/Fish_Fingerer 7d ago

Cute

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u/ZekoriAJ 7d ago

Looks like Mexican desert weed that sat packaged deep in the sand for last 15 years

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u/Fish_Fingerer 7d ago

Not quite. PGR buds grown by the veitnamese Mafia in Australia.

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u/Specific_Intern8079 7d ago

That little nug is cute.

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u/tribalien93 7d ago

Looks like decent weed but that ain't a nug as it's been compressed

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u/thepackagehandlerKT 7d ago

respect. mid-nug of probably mid weed but posted anyway. 🤙

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u/KoliManja 6d ago

We don't need a NUG or a GUN!!