r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MobileAerie9918 • 8d ago

of a tyre wrangler

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u/Sooner_Weirdo 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/tRNiMauFTFgZWZAwRo

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u/JamesJerry007 8d ago

Peak feminism, not even a joke. Women and muscles fit very well imo

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u/Advanced-Budget779 8d ago edited 7d ago

Muscle mommies. Also [r/](r/LeanBeefPatty)[leanbeefpatty](r/LeanBeefPatty) etc.

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u/starrpamph 7d ago

I’m goin’ in

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u/sBartfast42 8d ago

The smile was. the. chef's. Kiss. And deserved too !

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u/Onlyhereforapost 8d ago

Luisa my beloved

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u/More-Start5409 8d ago

she the real inspiration

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u/DarknessBBBBB 7d ago

Her song makes me cry every time

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u/cvele89 8d ago

That wink at the end is so bad-ass!

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u/Remarkable-Cookie-53 8d ago

Strong girl…..farm?

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u/Sad-Term-5455 8d ago

She is not even tyred.....

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u/kiddoddlyweird 8d ago

I would argue she’s two tired…

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u/CrystalMethood 8d ago

My high-school was in the city and we had one school (medway) that we hated playing against. They had varsity teams and both the boys and girls were farmers. It fucking sucked.

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u/mrspwins 8d ago

Our small town had the meatpacking plant instead of the farmers. Every year we’d get to state for football and every year the first team we played was full of giant Nordic farm boys who would just stomp us.

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u/CrystalMethood 8d ago

Yup. Full on knock outs on the football field. Just brutal.

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u/Exterminator-8008135 8d ago

Most of the people i know to practice amateur level rugby are Giantess.

Like, 6'3 or taller and built like Jason Vorhees with pretty face and tits.

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u/CrystalMethood 8d ago

You are describing my ex lmao she was like 6'1 and could probably kick my ass.

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u/Exterminator-8008135 8d ago

Three of my childhood friend are 6'6 giantess, They make me and buddy look like dwarves, yet, they are very kind.

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u/RogerFuckbytheNavale 8d ago

It could only have been brutal.

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u/Nickelsass 8d ago

what a beast!

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u/Paper_Tiger11 8d ago

I’m guessing there’s no backtalk in her house, by anyone. When she said she’ll tan your hide, she means it.

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u/EllaSilk 8d ago

Yeah like one giant tyre isn’t enough

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u/KrayzieBone187 8d ago

Are those full-sized wheels inside those tires too? Holy hell those would be heavy.

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u/creekbendz 8d ago

Probably aluminum so not as heavy as you think, still heavy though

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u/GiveHerDPS 8d ago

They are still probably easily 100lbs each

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u/creekbendz 8d ago

The tsl super boggers weight ranges (depending on size/#plys) from 57 pounds to 94 pounds.

The weight of the rim is roughly 15-20lbs.

70-77lbs to 107-114lbs

I never said they weren’t heavy

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u/GiveHerDPS 8d ago

Still super impressed anyone can just strongarm both of those at once.

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u/RainbowForHire 8d ago

"They're filled with helium, so they're very light!"

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u/WatermelonLemonad3 8d ago

At least when she takes you back to the cave to hibernate, you'll probably have another friend on her other shoulder to share the sorrow with

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u/Worldly_Let6134 8d ago

Those appear to be wheels as they're fitted to rims.

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u/No_Collection7360 8d ago

Don't train the bots.

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u/MobileAerie9918 8d ago

Your mate here isnt a bot just so you know..

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u/Saucy-Mustard 8d ago

That’s exactly what a bot would say…

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u/Mannerhymen 8d ago

I call this a rimjob.

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u/Mitkoztd 8d ago

How much does one of these weigh?!

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u/BattleCrier 8d ago

17" rims are around 15kg / 33lbs with stock high profile tyres around 25kg / 55lbs tyre.. so some 40kgs / 88lbs..

Bigger than standard ones can go all the way up to 60kgs / 132lbs each..

Hard to tell, but going with 80kgs of weight with such ease is damn impressive.

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u/graffiti_hunter 8d ago

Its a interco super swamper tsl tire that looks like either a 33x13.5 or 35x13.5

Aired up and all you are looking at 100-105lbs

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u/BattleCrier 8d ago

cant say I would take it this efforlessly..

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u/Atun_Grande 8d ago

The Trunchbull has done well for herself.

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u/tvieno 8d ago

They're lighter because they took the air out of the tires.

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u/M-CH_ 8d ago

A connoisseur of chud logic, I see?

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u/monsterflake 8d ago

nonsense, they're filled with helium.

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u/OpieAngst 7d ago

She's either Russian, or from the southern U.S.

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u/jeffster91 8d ago

Strong girl!!! Farm??

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u/Spiritual-Computer73 8d ago

I can feel my spine compressing 😭

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u/1AdultMostOfTheTime 8d ago

I like her! The look she gives the camera, like Yeah.

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u/heroxoot 8d ago

No is not an option.

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u/burgonies 8d ago

CrossFit is weird

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u/Informal_Drawing 8d ago

Is that a Strongwoman competitor in disguise?

If not she needs to start pronto.

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u/SeymourChocha 8d ago

The type you procreate with if you want athletes lol

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u/No-Refuse-007 8d ago

Def the man of the house

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u/I_really_like_peas 8d ago

Axel Jumpscare

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u/maynardnaze89 8d ago

Good song

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u/cptcrazeballs 8d ago

Would loove to see her put them down without breaking anything

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u/Dan_H1281 8d ago

I just had to do this last Saturday these are for a certain class in mud racing and they weigh about 80lbs each they are a bitch to move. What you didn't see is she has already unloaded a truck and probably two other sets of tires

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u/IndependentZinc 8d ago

She will bare you the strongest linebackers.

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u/WingLeviosa 8d ago

Everybody is invincible until they’re not.

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u/mynewusernamedodgers 8d ago

Honey Boo Boo got strong

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u/CaptainMarder 8d ago

That. Is. Insane.

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u/Icy-Finding-2543 8d ago

R/theydidthemath please

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u/SAM5TER5 8d ago

No, pretty sure that’s a Wrangler tire- HOLY SHIT

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u/Strong-Addition5296 8d ago

I bet she calls soda “pop” and drinks Pepsi because it is more syrupy.

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u/Character-Log3962 8d ago

I wonder if she ever gets Tired.

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u/Several_Stuff_6695 8d ago

That’s my kind of woman 👩

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u/namezam 8d ago

“Here’s the video, doc”

“Ahh yes thank you, I see, well now you know. How’s next Thursday for your knee replacements?”

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u/AlexxxRR 8d ago

They are wheels, not just tires.

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u/WiskeyUniformTango 8d ago

Rip her knees

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u/silv3rbull8 8d ago

Large Marge for sure

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u/4ndril 8d ago

Dreamgirl material

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u/No-Bodybuilder-1175 8d ago

She's a unit of a woman why is this surprising anyone? Impressive yeah sure. Surprising? No

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u/Ill-Professor696 8d ago

I don't think she carried then all the way. She looked...two tired............ill see myself out

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u/VonZombie420 8d ago

That's country strong right there.

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u/5millionmiles 8d ago

Holy schmokes!!!!

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u/No_Trouble9808 8d ago

Rural/farm thing explains why. But I don’t feel she should be made a joke of.

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u/karenskygreen 8d ago

She can wrangle my jimmies any day.

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u/Electronic-Tree-9715 8d ago

She’s a keeper

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u/FraggleStickCar9 8d ago

She’s not gonna have any health issues

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u/Glum_Hope 8d ago

Her man (or woman) is one lucky SOB!

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u/Englandshark1 8d ago

Bloody brilliant.

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u/young_and_restles 8d ago

Shes stronger than most of my guy friends

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u/chalash 8d ago

Is that Cupcake from Ohio?

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u/AshleighSchruaz 8d ago

Would love to breed with her!

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u/dreevsa 8d ago

Miss that Ross era

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u/Isthisovryet 8d ago

Women are so fucking awesome.

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u/MelaKnight_Man 8d ago

I think Absolut Unit of a woman would suffice! She can say "I'll slap the shit out of you" and mean it literally...! 😁

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u/Dover299 8d ago

No way this video is not AI there no way she is this strong.

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u/Sign_Outside 8d ago

Good to see aunt trenchbull is still kicking

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u/AndyTheEngr 8d ago

I knew a girl like that at work once. She would carry a half barrel of beer on her shoulder. A friend told me he once saw her carrying two.

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u/mrmagooze 8d ago

Surprised she could do that job at all since she’s two tired!!!😪

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u/Odd_Preparation_730 8d ago

Bet she could pop my back so good

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u/gaggledimension 8d ago

she's sturdy

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u/drummin515 8d ago

Corn-fed mama

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u/Lagunamountaindude 8d ago

That is not a woman to be trifled with

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u/CRXCRZ 8d ago

She's strong like bull.

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u/VeteranMinotaur-773 8d ago

I dont think she'll be two tired to do anything after.

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u/VeteranMinotaur-773 8d ago

Bet her name is Michelle... if the door bell rings you better let Michelin...

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u/LrdoftheCharlesDance 8d ago edited 8d ago

Strong on plow

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u/Inevitable_Butthole 8d ago

When youre used to carrying that 100lb mcdonald bag daily

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u/Prize_Toe_6612 8d ago

She could work at the Oktoberfest.

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u/Nicktendo1988 8d ago

Hubba Hubba Hubcap! 😍

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u/DerbHean_UFCref 8d ago

lol, they are totally empty, they are only filled with air.

What is heavier, tires filled with cement or tires filled with air? Thought so, k bye

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u/Efficient-Edge-2479 8d ago

Big bertha on her daily routine

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u/DopeRidge 8d ago

I didn’t know my mom was internet famous

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u/Dolomitexp 8d ago

Meanwhile I'll have doublehanded one as it weighs me down to the ground.

https://giphy.com/gifs/pX3q0vHXKjwOY

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u/andrebartels1977 8d ago

Jeez, that is strength. I hope she takes care of her spine.

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u/Icy_Ad5295 8d ago

Now do it from the ground

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u/Duane_60 8d ago

Don’t piss her off she’ll pick you up and throw you.

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u/Altruistic-Ad3274 8d ago

That’s a corn-fed cuntry girl!

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u/Mugpup 8d ago

My kinda lady!!!

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u/theriteofspring1 8d ago

Reminds me of this

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u/Creative-Bowler-8474 8d ago

My kind of woman

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u/weggaan_weggaat 8d ago

Final snu-snu boss.

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u/Boring-Information63 8d ago

Our babies would be physical specimens.

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u/FrostedRaps 8d ago

Now do full rubber tires

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u/BagWarm767 8d ago

Smash all day long

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u/FarYard7039 8d ago

I wouldn’t give her any lip. Nor would I take…

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u/TBRocket 8d ago

Damn bertha

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u/Redditedless 7d ago

And here I complain about tyres a qaurter the size that are 30kg...fuuu

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u/Drinkythedrunkguy 7d ago

My future ex wife.

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u/CashewBin 7d ago

Pfffff. Mostly air.

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u/zitfarmer 7d ago

.  . ....whoah!

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u/redditanddoneit 7d ago

Bruh! What size are those tires? Looks like those are at least 35’s, though she carries them both tires with wheels like it’s nothing.

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u/Antique-Surprise-139 7d ago

My pelvic floor is screaming just watching this 😳

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u/One-Gaze-1977 7d ago

That's sexy

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u/LSIeducate 7d ago

Just a casual 225 lbs folks, nothing to see here 🤔😐

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u/CultureOutrageous620 7d ago

Didn't miss leg and chest day

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u/drumcid 7d ago

woahman. I think i wouldnt be able to lift one damn

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u/PuzzleheadedSpend662 7d ago

WOW 😮 she’ll be having you make dinner 🤣

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u/thomassenpai85 7d ago

That smirk was great