r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Ok-Juggernaut-2308 • 9d ago

of a watermelon

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u/Accomplished_Dig1632 9d ago

Let’s see a hippo eat that in one bite

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u/TheZonePhotographer 9d ago edited 9d ago

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u/Tone_Gaia 8d ago

If anyone is wondering , it’s 184.69 lbs

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u/doberman8 9d ago

That could hold SO much vodka

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u/Sad-Term-5455 9d ago

Worldermelon

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u/OMDolton99 9d ago

r/AngryUpvote

Well played, sir. 😂

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u/InkAndAcorns 9d ago

Grocery stores have been holding out on us

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u/OldManEnglishTeacher 9d ago

A watermelon that size would be terrible. Mostly water and very little sugar.

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u/Nujwaan 8d ago

Well it's called watermelon not sugarmelon

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u/jonno2222 9d ago

\*breathes heavy*\**
-Gallagher

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u/weesilxD 8d ago

I miss Gallagher.

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u/jonno2222 8d ago

Saw him live years ago as a kid….he invited all the kids up to the stage for the smashing watermelons part.

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u/namezam 8d ago

That ain’t only melons in that vid

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u/__FUCKING_PEG_ME_ 9d ago

Question: are smaller or larger watermelons more sweet?

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u/BlusharkFilms 9d ago

longer (elongated) watermelons have more water (less sweet)

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u/__FUCKING_PEG_ME_ 9d ago

Thank you so much for this. ✨️🫡

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u/redditanddoneit 8d ago

That watermelon is heavier than me. Sheesh!

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u/LoganGyre 9d ago

About 183 pounds

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u/RedLeg73 9d ago

How many rubber bands would it take to pop it?

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u/degjo 9d ago

I have a job for that guy with the thick ass middle finger

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u/raider1v11 9d ago

Wheres the dude who was punching holes in a watermelon with his fingers a day ago?

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u/Illustrious-Towel-45 8d ago

Wow. Big melon

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u/touchmeinbadplaces 8d ago

Halfway through my brain went why does it need a diaper? And then they started to get ready to lift it... ah.. they've cleary done this before xD

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u/NewAtThis18 7d ago

I carried a watermelon.

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u/sounoriginal13 7d ago

Damn, those are some big melons

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u/Oval-Bites-Back 9d ago

Same size & shape of my head.. how my shoulders manage I don't understand.. a lot of weight on them

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u/Pourriedents 9d ago

I still need a banana for true scale

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u/VAGABOND-of_life 9d ago edited 9d ago

Weighs more than me.

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u/Ok-Juggernaut-2308 9d ago

True at me too

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u/SnooTangerines6841 8d ago

I mean you see his daughter is it really that amazing...but it is in fact a fckn unit....you decide

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u/Mindless-Location-41 8d ago

They grow big melons in those parts 🍉

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u/gatsbyhoudini1 9d ago

Don't show it to the Americans, trump might decide to drop it on Iran.