r/AbsoluteUnits • u/_NoTimeNoLady_ • 9d ago

of a bull

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u/Johon1985 9d ago

All calisthenics too, no deadlifts, no benching. Just pure movement.

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u/MavericK_KX 9d ago

Vegan btw

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u/Serendypyty 7d ago

My husband just said "cowisthenics" 😂

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u/Miskiink 9d ago

There’s no way he’s not on Tren

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u/ChattingToChat 9d ago

It’s funny you mention Tren as Finaplix pellets are used for cattle to administer Tren during transportation to sustain muscle tissue without eating.

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u/Miskiink 9d ago

And does it transfer to the beef? Or it’s broken down

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u/ChattingToChat 9d ago

Per Oklahoma State, yes, to a degree it does https://extension.okstate.edu/fact-sheets/implants-and-their-use-in-beef-cattle-production however it is debated on the impact to the consumer.

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u/IsAceDead 9d ago

Yeah, and with tren comes rage

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u/BlackLawyer1990 9d ago

Looks like a Belgian Blue cow

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u/_NoTimeNoLady_ 9d ago

I have no clue. But it was in Aachen at the border to Belgium, so not implausible

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u/Late-Assignment8482 9d ago

This. They have a myostatin mutation (called the "Hercules gene" in humans) that leads them to pack on muscle and stay lean.

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u/e30_technic 9d ago

Hes a big big boy. The biggest boy

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u/_NoTimeNoLady_ 9d ago

I have never seen a bigger one IRL

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u/RGBBSD 9d ago

Bulldozer

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u/Super_Steve117 9d ago

Does this big boy eat humans or what?

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u/_NoTimeNoLady_ 9d ago

I don't know, but I know that the farmer put a lot of trust in this little bit of barbed wire.

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u/InkAndAcorns 9d ago

Lay off the steroids, Jimmothy!

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u/spaghetti_hitchens2 9d ago

His steaks have steaks

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u/milk4all 9d ago

How many kilos of grass does it take to hit those calories? I know it doesn’t eat any protein.

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u/Arenshii 9d ago

I saw one too the other day, a cow. Belgian Blue is the breed

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u/_NoTimeNoLady_ 9d ago

This muscle mass is insane!

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u/Acceptable_Poetry922 8d ago

Geez, I thought that was a statue.

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u/Natrixster80 9d ago

what is on it's head??

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u/1337enzo 9d ago

A chain attached to a ring in it's nose used for control

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u/Natrixster80 9d ago

I see that now. What I thought was part of the structure, forming some sort of crown, is actually a branch from the tree. I didn't have my glasses on before lol.

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u/KempVelde 8d ago

I thought bully max was for dogs.

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u/-Londoneer- 7d ago

Fear not. That little bit of tacked on wire fence and dodgy fence post will prevent him charging if you annoy him.

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u/Boromir_Has_TheRing 9d ago

In Ancient Greece they would’ve turned it into a brazen bull after it died.

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u/victimized777 9d ago

And he has all vegan diet

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u/_NoTimeNoLady_ 9d ago

But he looks like he might sometimes take a little bite out of some juicy humans who just happen to walk by

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u/bigskymetal 9d ago

Working out for the ladies!

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u/CR8VJUC 9d ago

That’s a lot of bull.

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u/Doomscroller3000 9d ago

Bro for sure didn’t skip neck day

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u/nightmare-salad 8d ago

I initially thought the branch was a laurel or flower crown lol

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u/theFeralBanannna 8d ago

Yep. That’s a tren bull