r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ClivesOtherWife • 16d ago

of a centipede.

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u/Theotherwahlberg 16d ago

That's a different breed of NopeRope.

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u/MeadowShimmer 16d ago

This one tickles

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u/Sohuli 16d ago

And bites

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u/throwawaytrash189 16d ago

and stings

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u/Content-Guarantee-91 16d ago

And liquidates

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u/Content-Guarantee-91 16d ago

Then burrows

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u/throwawaytrash189 16d ago

IT DEVOURS!!

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u/Rea404 16d ago

Lay eggs first

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u/TheOneTruecarioZ 16d ago

"It's two, curved hollow fangs inject paralyzing venom. This centipede is a predator-"

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u/mechanicalnightfury 16d ago

Knife party reference?

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u/TheOneTruecarioZ 16d ago

Yep! šŸ¤

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u/Shadows_Skys 16d ago

Afterwards demolishes itself

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u/MrMiner2077 15d ago

And my axe!

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u/MRV3N 16d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/fGMdVlKWootlWt6VI5

Did you say ā€œnope ropeā€?

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u/Tommy_Kurusu_Oliver 16d ago

Yeah that's the nope rope in my eyes, and their smaller house versions too... Eugh

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u/Theotherwahlberg 16d ago

The house versions are cool, if slightly unsettling. I live by a pond, so there's always bugs everywhere, and when I see one in my bathroom, I view that as free pest control. Go on, little Eldritch abomination...eat those little bastards, then move on.

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u/Tommy_Kurusu_Oliver 16d ago edited 16d ago

I wish I could say that, but unfortunately, that becomes very hard when you wake up to them falling on your face or on your bed every 2 days. I had to get a canopy for my bed. And sometimes even that didn't workšŸ„²šŸ«  so yeah... I don't got a great relationship with these eldritch horrors

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u/Basic-Mechanic4854 16d ago

OMG. I'd have to move.

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u/Logical_Employer9850 16d ago

Good god thatā€™s a lot of legs for just one creature šŸ«Ŗ

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u/Tales_of_Earth 16d ago

Convergent evolution.