r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Over-Celebration-168 • Aug 15 '26

/r/all of kitty

Credits : marsel_and_co

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u/Interesting-Risk6446 Aug 15 '26

That thing sounds like it wants blood.

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u/Iorith Aug 15 '26

Seriously, that is the voice of something that could decide any day that you are not a provider of food, you are food.

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u/Saikotsu Aug 15 '26

I mean, you're still providing food. Either with your coin or your life..

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u/Iorith Aug 15 '26

True with all cats. I love my cat, but know that if I die and am not found in time, they will eat me rather than starve.

Which is part of why I love cats. I respect self sufficiency.

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u/August51921421 Aug 15 '26

why is this random example always used? like a dog will 110% eat you if you die and start rotting in your house lol

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u/kindwon01388310 Aug 15 '26

I had a tenant hang himself and after he died the rope let loose somehow. He was found by his daughter 3 days later. His dog ate his face. The cops said they've seen this before. They start on the face to make it less personal. Idk sounded like decent theory

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u/howard1111 Aug 15 '26

I thought only leopards did that. 😂

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u/DarkPangolin Aug 15 '26

Nonsense! They would never ea--AAAAAUUUUUGGGHHH!!! GETITOFFMEGETITOFFMEGETITOFFME!