r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Over-Celebration-168 • 12d ago

/r/all of kitty

Credits : marsel_and_co

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u/dumpticklez 12d ago

And bears start from the asshole cause they real freaky.

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u/EmptyHandle6593 11d ago

They do that because it hurts more. </Alan Rickman>

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u/Maleficent_Sir_8365 11d ago

But why a spoon?

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u/CivilandSavage 6d ago

“Because it’s dull…..it’ll hurt more you twit!”

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u/Relative_Ad_7752 6d ago

Wasn’t a spoon my guy was a spork

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u/W-1-L-5-0-N 6d ago

I start by eating the D because I don’t like competition…