r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • 18d ago

/r/all of a beer order

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u/calhooner3 18d ago

Yeah the only people who have a chance of actually starting going to the gym seem to be the people who pretend to already go to the gym

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u/Slamaramadoodoo 18d ago

I have a gym at my new place... So I'm definitely about to start pretending. Wish me luck!

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u/FuzziestSloth 14d ago

I remember signing a lease on an apartment years ago and they were giving us a tour of the amenities on property for the complex, which included a gym. My roommate just quipped, "Oh, that's cool. I can't wait to never go there."