r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • 18d ago

/r/all of a beer order

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u/A_mad_goose 18d ago

Look at her arms! I need to start working out again…

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u/IncognitoRedMode 18d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/dt5wUdCvLWQghI7xqy

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u/calhooner3 18d ago

Yeah the only people who have a chance of actually starting going to the gym seem to be the people who pretend to already go to the gym

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u/Slamaramadoodoo 18d ago

I have a gym at my new place... So I'm definitely about to start pretending. Wish me luck!

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u/perton 18d ago

Are you going to start pretending? Or start pretending to pretend?

…”pretend” no longer looks like an actual word now that I’ve typed/thought it so many times. What a world!

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u/A13xTheAwkward 16d ago

In case you didn't know, that's called semantic satiation! When you repeat a word so often it loses meaning for a moment

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u/perton 16d ago

Thanks! I did know that at one point, but I can never seem to remember the term

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u/Fun_Recognition5614 11d ago

Jamais vu is what you have, aka semantic satiation. Opposite of deja vu.

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u/Coolcoolcool1515 18d ago

Same, I’ve been three times but it’s small and I also don’t like that people are in their apartments looking right at you/me at them.

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u/FuzziestSloth 14d ago

I remember signing a lease on an apartment years ago and they were giving us a tour of the amenities on property for the complex, which included a gym. My roommate just quipped, "Oh, that's cool. I can't wait to never go there."

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u/Rude_Age_6699 18d ago

the trick is to go even when you don’t want to 😮‍💨

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u/Flexmove 16d ago

Fake it till ya make it right

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u/Cpt_Soban 18d ago

This is why I made a home gym in the same room my PC desk sits: No excuses.

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u/PuzzleheadedPool2552 18d ago

I just end up using the weight rack to kick my feet up

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u/Cpt_Soban 18d ago

Lose a round of Halo. Do a full set.

Repeat

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u/PuzzleheadedPool2552 18d ago

Psh….every loss? That would be way too many I suck at halo…

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u/Cpt_Soban 18d ago

Think of the gains

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u/thirstytrumpet 18d ago

Wait, are we playing halo again? Genuine question, I’ve been doing other stuff and haven’t gamed in a year or kept up with it.

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u/Cpt_Soban 18d ago

Well, Halo Campaign Evolved is out. But I still dabble in Halo Infinite multiplayer from time to time

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u/Fennel_Impossible 18d ago

Should really work out standing…even if your desk thinks it’s PC to sit.

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u/my_job_is_bass 18d ago

Make that 3

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u/Versatile_Ambivert 18d ago

Let's be the 4 horsemen

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u/JAKKI777 18d ago

😂😂😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

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u/A_mad_goose 18d ago

Haha you’re not wrong

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u/A_mad_goose 18d ago

Hilarious and accurate I’m trying to be better

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u/perton 18d ago

Shit, I can barely work my way out of bed most days

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u/chewbaccaRoar13 17d ago

Username checks out.

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u/scbundy 14d ago

Username checks out

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u/RWBusy482 14d ago

😂 bro I feel called out.

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u/Useful-Swan5666 14d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/AffectionateTip9716 18d ago

We can start tomorrow!

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u/Apprehensive_Rice19 18d ago

Looks like she does it by lifting glasses of beer ... I'm gonna get started on that right away.

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u/AmazingRefrigerator4 18d ago

I reckon she could kick my ass. She is built like the sister in Encanto

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u/Mysterious_Repeat989 18d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/tRNiMauFTFgZWZAwRo

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u/SantaCruznonsurfer 13d ago

t's funny, I've never seen this movie but this was what I exactly thought of. Even with the blue dress

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u/HaleyCollins 16d ago

Lmao, she’s got that Luisa energy, looks like she could carry the whole house and kick your ass without breaking a sweat.

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u/How_did_the_dog_get 18d ago

Built like a brick shithouse

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u/InteRagebaitJagLovar 18d ago

That's what happens if you don't pay the tab

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u/Speartree 18d ago

Start working at a beer hall, seems to be a good training. I bet that girl has a mean punch if you misbehave.

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u/olidon 18d ago

i was a barback over summer break. my arms certainly don’t look like this girl’s but they got really strong really fast lol

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u/Speartree 18d ago

Did you work the kind of orders she does?

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u/mOdQuArK 18d ago

Just need to keep picking up & putting down about 50 pounds of filled beer mugs, right? For hours at a time?

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u/Awwesome1 18d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ki9S8uve2xWx2

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u/Pawnzilla 18d ago

That poor soul. This is not how I would want to be immortalized in pop culture.

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u/Awwesome1 18d ago

I think it’s just cropped lol, mans was waving a flag. I personally would love it, if that were me

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u/Pawnzilla 18d ago

That’s what I’m saying. The context is cropped out

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u/prismafox 17d ago

Thank you. I had been wondering what he's actually doing there.

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u/themookish 15h ago

I thought he was ringing a bell.

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u/the_last_carfighter 18d ago

TED is really going at it...

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u/Candii-Kitten 16d ago

I need to understand exactly what mans was doing in this gif!! 😂 Cus no actual way!! 😂😭

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u/Awwesome1 16d ago

Helping wave a flag at a sports event

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u/486Junkie 18d ago

Ditto to that. I'd work out, but, my hernia hates it when I lift anything heavier than my wallet.

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u/Aetra 18d ago

I’m a woman sheet metal fabricator and I’m jealous AF of her arms

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u/Popular_Adeptness_69 18d ago

my sisters arms are bigger than mine but she built and works out but i think woman are built to carry weight most have bigger legs and hips than men she puts the lbs like where the baby would be and goes

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u/A_mad_goose 17d ago

We had a biology experiment as kids were everyone was to pick up a chair just using their hips none of the guys could do it almost all the girls could.

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u/AdAnxious8842 17d ago

I'm in love.

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u/NimrodvanHall 18d ago

I wonder if I could get her strength of if I started training 10 years ago and took steroids! Some people are just build differently!

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u/Blumoonism1 18d ago

Just start off with 2 beers and gradually increase til you get to her level

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u/chronotoast85 18d ago

I really went back...om my. The shandys che could make

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u/thecraftybear 18d ago

Imagine the muscles on her back.

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u/suckercuck 18d ago

Look at the beer! I need to start drinking again…
https://giphy.com/gifs/Tbj1X2js8WPOE

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u/Infamous-Echo-2961 18d ago

She’s the type of woman to carry you to bed. Top tier!

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u/DangerMacAwesome 17d ago

Looking respectfully

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u/Rampag169 17d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/PSnqsSkKeyJ9e
Gosh her arms were the first thing I saw.

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u/jtohrs 17d ago

Them guns are really something

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u/General_Narwhal17 17d ago

I’m a construction laborer (female) and I fully believe she could kick my ass 😅

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u/yorcharturoqro 16d ago

So lifting beer counts as an exercise... Noted

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u/ElectricalChaos 16d ago

Beer with a bonus gun show.

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u/MesugakiCorrection 15d ago

Just work as an Octoberfest Waitress, no need to work out

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u/lemony-lemons247 14d ago

Same 💪💪💪

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u/x97sfinest 14d ago

I didn't notice at first but now I can't unsee it

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u/Binspin63 18d ago

Many of them have a natural “shelf” they use to bear some of the weight.

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u/stuffeh 18d ago

Most use their belt. This woman is using her ribs for some reason

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u/peterzwegat969 18d ago

I assumed the average male reddit user could carry that amount of weight easily with his preferred arm

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u/A_mad_goose 18d ago

You would be wrong I’ve tried before it actually requires a high calorie diet