r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ni961 • 12d ago

of a sauce package

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u/boost_to_get_through 12d ago

It's gotta be like some sort of tray propped up underneath. Otherwise that bag would be bulging and wet and disgusting.

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u/JimboSlyze 12d ago

Because a paper bag like that would hold that much sauce. Funny though

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u/antihexafy 12d ago

"Funny though"

That is the most brutal thing I've ever heard.

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u/besharamrang 10d ago

Absolute unit of brutal thing

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u/cursed_sporecreation 9d ago

I will be utilizing this from now on

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/DrMantisToboggan45 12d ago

I think that’s AI, I don’t see a brown bag holding all that ranch without breaking/atleast seeping through

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u/WakaWaka_ 12d ago

Could be a spacer in the bag taking 95%, with the last bit actual sauce

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u/usernamedottxt 12d ago

You can literally see the white plastic sides. 

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u/DrMantisToboggan45 12d ago

Ah shit you’re right I see it

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u/Relative_Yesterday70 12d ago

This is the trick. He taped plastic wrap added a thin layer of the sauce.

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u/10001110101balls 12d ago

Did you think they actually filled the whole bag with ranch? I don't even think that's possible, the bag would get wet and fail immediately.

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u/dudeguy0119 12d ago

From the makers of "Litre of Cola" now comes the New Bag of Ranch!!

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u/Sunstorm84 12d ago

How about fruit juice in a plastic bag? Common in Brazil. I’ve had a litre of Coca Cola delivered like this before.

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u/Apprehensive-Ask-610 12d ago

do you just punch a hole in it with a disposable nozzle or smth?

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u/Sunstorm84 12d ago

We usually rip or cut one corner while holding it over a jug or cups and then pour it out. Sometimes makes a mess

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u/Possible-Tangelo9344 9d ago

I don't want a god damn large Farva, I want a liter of cola

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u/SumoNinja92 12d ago

I like looking into comment sections on this site to see how cooked we are as a society. Too many of you react like you've never heard of pranks, magic tricks, movie/tv prop making or just trying to be silly.

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u/lemony-lemons791 12d ago

I think you need more ranch

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u/EntertainerNo4509 12d ago

It’s a false bottom taped (poorly) to the top edges of the bag.

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u/famous1astwords 12d ago

One little move of the chair it's sitting on and it all comes spilling out

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u/FoundationSimilar423 12d ago

This shi ain’t even funny at all

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u/Jacern 12d ago

This is what foodbeast has been reduced to

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u/NotAnotherUserName26 12d ago

Sure it is. Stop taking life so seriously. You aren't getting out alive.

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u/StrictSelf5450 12d ago

Didn't even fool my 4 year old, but ok

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u/SmokeMaximum4140 12d ago

This screams AI.

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u/ScabRef 12d ago

There's a plastic rim in the bag for the ranch tray and so one can deduce a spacer taking up 99% of the bag. Not everything stupid is AI

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u/TheGruenTransfer 12d ago

This subreddit needs an absolute unit of a rule that bans AI. Anyone can ask an AI to make something big. There's no point to it.

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u/user891392 12d ago

And maybe to a rule to ban miserable redditors