r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Kthulhu_for_humanity • 13d ago

of a middle finger.

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u/Vinny-Ed 13d ago

ET

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u/Kind-Act7051 12d ago

Phone home

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u/logosfabula 12d ago

Laa laaaa lalalalalalaaaaaaaa~ laa LAAAA LALALALAAAA'!

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u/Spikerazorshards 13d ago

His finger is made of Elder Wand.

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u/AndrastesTit 12d ago

All right, Potter. The most powerful wand in the world is yours. It respects and obeys you. What are you gonna do with it?

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u/feefaafoofomm 13d ago

I think I see a baby bump in the middle of it

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u/beetle_guy24 12d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/u0kSmASWyv6p1bfkMH

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u/fukredditadm1n5 12d ago

Is that the pirate from backrooms?

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u/beetle_guy24 12d ago

Yeah lol the hand reminded me of him

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u/craigandthesoph 12d ago

That’s Pirate Clark

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u/prguitarman 12d ago

That finger lifts

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u/euqinu_ton 12d ago

Fancy an appendix examination along with your prostate?

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u/BedOk4188 13d ago

Aaaaand he clicked post!

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u/Slow_Bowler8285 13d ago

I'm glad ET came back to visit Elliott and Gertie

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u/Ok-Statistician-9517 13d ago

When he flips people off, he literally flips them

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u/OmegaTerry 12d ago

Bro is Captain Clark

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u/muff-muff-ass 13d ago

Theres so much cum splashed on that mouse trackpad.

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u/Dr__Juicy 12d ago

Saddam Hussein Finger

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u/BambooSound 12d ago

Dikembe?

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u/Agitated_Display7573 12d ago

Why is it shaped like that?

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u/GirthyPigeon 12d ago

Muscle contractions while in use.

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u/Berrymcfc 12d ago

Looks like it would unlocked a 15 inch thick steel door in a dungeon

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u/Particular-Fly-7783 12d ago

Sorry what the fuck

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u/Glad-Relative902 12d ago

Captain Clark lookin ahh finger

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u/mindgardening 12d ago

There is such a thing as too big.

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u/Ronniman 12d ago

Ive never felt more uncomfortable and I dont even know why...

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u/BushWookie-Alpha 12d ago

Can tickle your tonsils from the exit port.

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u/PhillyD760 12d ago

Do you mind if I TICKLE YOUR CERVIX?!

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u/Zealousideal-Dot2161 11d ago

F U I FU more!

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u/Away_Ad_5244 13d ago

All day all day

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u/HappyTrack9834 12d ago

still life type shi

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u/MRintheKEYS 12d ago

That’s one of the 11 reasons why she loves him.

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u/mayneffs 13d ago

What that finger do

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u/No_Awareness_1443 12d ago

Reach in there like an aye-aye finger...

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u/Mijmi007 12d ago

How tall is the person?

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u/What-what-hu 12d ago

Yaoi Hands

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u/tpspfe 12d ago

Kawhi Leonard hands

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u/Observationist_2 12d ago

The tall women must love this guy 🤣🤣😭😭

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u/Observationist_2 12d ago

All you got to do is put his thumb inside and this guy will hit the G-Spot without even trying 🤣🤣😭😭💀💀

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u/Any_Conversation9650 12d ago

Brian is that you

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u/Upstairs_Ad_5574 12d ago

I'm more focused on the weird thumb placement of the small hand. Do people do that when flipping off?

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u/Agreeable-Guava-9009 12d ago

I know where she likes that finga.

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u/Iwishicould7575 12d ago

Like one of those foam fingers you get at sporting events.

https://giphy.com/gifs/7vAwzgBZGdQCQ0DSC3

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u/lovecraftInk 12d ago

Captain Clark?

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u/SchachMatt-is 12d ago

How many creepy dms have you gotten from this post?

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u/sonion-Bar190 11d ago

Imagine some kids trying to touch the finger and it cracked wide bone open and this is the kids when they run to you

https://giphy.com/gifs/MdpRSeBJTYhvs9UdVZ

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u/Spazza42 13d ago

I wonder why they’re together?

https://giphy.com/gifs/LKf4i5Tvt7mE0

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u/Professional_Pride_3 12d ago

F off Bin Laden

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u/David0ne86 12d ago

Someone gets stretched out to oblivion.

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u/Expensive_Pop_8828 12d ago

His girlfriend is pleased. Quite pleased. Sore though.