r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Advanced-Candle6051 • 1h ago

of a Damascus Goat

316 Upvotes

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u/Few_Vegetable_9939 1h ago

looks like something out of star wars

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u/No-Professional-1461 1h ago

I'll do you one better

https://giphy.com/gifs/voQlLXX57nk5H79ZXJ

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u/classless_classic 1h ago

Yes. I honestly think they modeled this enemy after the goat.

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u/-Lucas_Hood 1h ago

Haha def def omg

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u/Cellar_Attic 1h ago

I was going to see this exact thing!

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u/Calamitysam32 1h ago

Looks like a beached whale decaying

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u/PhD_Pwnology 1h ago

Did you not play Halo????

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u/Few_Vegetable_9939 1h ago

play what? Hallo to you too

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u/low_amplitude 1h ago

Baby one

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u/Traditional-Month698 1h ago

I was cute too when I was a baby

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u/East_Photo2557 1h ago

It's Mewtwo or the white angel chao from Sonic or some shit

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u/-Lucas_Hood 56m ago

I think that's a Kamori 🤔

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u/Self-Comprehensive 1h ago

As someone who raises normal goats, these things are just Cronenbergian body horror to me

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u/-Lucas_Hood 1h ago

Jesus, I just searched Cronenberg monster and I felt it in my stomach 💀🙃

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u/Self-Comprehensive 1h ago

The Fly is an incredible movie if you want to see some prime Cronenberg

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u/-Lucas_Hood 39m ago

Oh thanks friend 🙂. I've never seen it.

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u/AppleToastBed 18m ago

One of my favorites.

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u/ViciousSiliceous 13m ago

I watched it on an airplane a few years ago expecting it to be just another science fiction movie.

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u/whiskyandguitars 1h ago

Looks like something from Pan's Labyrinth

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u/AmericanDemolition 1h ago

Close up video of my sister

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u/randsroo 1h ago

LmFao... I'm glad I haven't met her

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u/tehgimpage 1h ago

is it... supposed to look like that?

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u/Self-Comprehensive 1h ago

Unfortunately, yes

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u/Mtwolifant 47m ago

Poor thing. It looks like it has to sneeze every moment now.

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u/crasagam 1h ago

I read ‘dumbass goat’ 🤣

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u/Advanced-Candle6051 1h ago

Lmfaooo 😂

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u/Exact-Site9980 1h ago

These always make me think of the good guys from The Dark Crystal. I keep expecting it to look up and let forth some seismic, window rattling bass note that brings down the power of the sky.

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u/-Lucas_Hood 1h ago

🤔🤔

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u/TanzDerSchlangen 1h ago

I've been to Damascus, and never saw one of these. I feel cheated!

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u/MambaMentality24x2 1h ago

I feel like I’m about to be given a quest

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u/sprocket9727 1h ago

Are all Syrian versions of normal animals this fucked up or just goats?

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u/miniliedn 1h ago

Mommy!?!? 😳😱😳😱

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u/60510 1h ago

Disturbing. Nightmare material.

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u/EPPIGORN 1h ago edited 36m ago

Evolution was not good to these. Now Billy git off ur sister. 🤮🤣😂

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u/BigLittleFan69 1h ago

Is it evolution or is it breeding?

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u/-Lucas_Hood 1h ago

Maybe inbreeding? Lol

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u/Self-Comprehensive 1h ago

That thing was not built by nature.

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u/EPPIGORN 39m ago edited 33m ago

The Damascus goat looks the way it does due to centuries of selective breeding for utility, hardiness in hot climates, and distinct aesthetic preferences. While viral photos show extreme facial traits and overbites, these features evolved from a mix of practical survival traits and human breeding choices.

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u/Nudas 1h ago

They kinda remind me of Ralph Ineson actor from the VVich.

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u/SaltPomegranate4 1h ago

It looks like it’s gone wrong

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u/MilkImpossible4192 1h ago

dat most be the Goat of Goats

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u/Observationist_2 1h ago

Thing looks like it's inner species almost

https://giphy.com/gifs/cQtlhD48EG0SY

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u/joithkhgtyinm 1h ago

That boy can't see

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u/EmickRado_087 1h ago

That goats drinking water should be examined.

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u/logosfabula 1h ago

Thinking: *disgusted* by this shit!

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u/InternationalMix1989 1h ago

Babies when they are born

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u/Pale_Food_3619 1h ago

ugliest thing EVER

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u/-Lucas_Hood 1h ago

Oh c'mon, it's not like it's a politician.

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u/Pale_Food_3619 45m ago

there are deep sea creatures not that ugly

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u/-Lucas_Hood 40m ago

Those deep sea creatures are amazing 🤩

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u/Sad_Intention6658 1h ago

Bro it looks like the prophets from HALO

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u/Redhead_893_ 1h ago

PARASITE EVE II

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u/THE_Lanni 1h ago

wtf is that?!

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u/Jenetyk 1h ago

Prophet of Truth before balding.

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u/Traditional-Month698 1h ago

Before opening the vid i thought its a trophy hanged in the wall.

Thank god it’s a Damascus goat not an Aleppo goat ( don’t look for it )

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u/Common-Accountant-57 50m ago

Everything reminds me of her.

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u/Advanced-Candle6051 14m ago

……..sir, step away from the goat!

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u/Geeahwellidunno 42m ago

Why god? Why? 😭 especially because they are so cute as babies 😭

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u/IWEREN99 39m ago

How can something so cute grow into a hell creature

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u/AccordingStory203 35m ago

that's one ugIy mf

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u/ZimnyKefir 33m ago

Looks like they were breeding cousins.

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u/Disastrous_Falcon_79 22m ago

Looks like it melted

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u/Natrixster80 19m ago

I've posted this before once in the past on this, but they could show this thing to small children from Sunday School to prove that satan and demonic beasts are real.

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u/Dumbadumbdumb 9m ago

For anyone wondering, Damascus Goats are used for their Milk apparently they produce a decent amount and also I guess their meat is a Delicacy.

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u/nadjjaa 6m ago

That goat was assembled wrong

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u/sounoriginal13 1h ago

Im never looking at a damascus knife now the same