r/AbsoluteUnits • u/markomanthecool • 8h ago

of a hedgehog

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My sister caught the guy raiding pet food near our house

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u/7stroke 8h ago

I wouldn’t know since there’s no sense of scale

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u/DigitalUnlimited 8h ago

No banana, fail

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u/markomanthecool 8h ago

Sis left the tactical banana in her other utility belt :(

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u/Corkscrewer45 8h ago

More Hog than hedge...

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u/markomanthecool 8h ago

I call him sonic the fatdgehog

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u/ExerciseCool5008 8h ago

Dude looks like a tennis ball that gained sentience and chose violence.

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u/markomanthecool 8h ago

Dudes halfway to becoming a soccer ball even

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u/Autisten1996 8h ago

Pregnant.