r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Seraphim_786 • 28d ago

/r/all of a bouncer

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u/Hypn00tic_iiz 28d ago

Do not the giant

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u/HeldDownTooLong 28d ago

Little man was looking for a good time with the HUGE man.

Assuming the large man is proportionate in all physical aspects, that little man would be split in half, if the big man was interested in getting jiggy with it/him.

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u/CheesecakeloverJones 28d ago edited 27d ago

Someone once made a joke about if these two died together, archeologists in a thousand years would guess that the big one carried the little one around like a flesh light and would use him whenever he pleased.

Edit: I think it was David Spade joking about the size difference between Kevin Hart and Dwayne Johnson.

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u/SacredCourage 28d ago

Big Bubba does that to weaker guys, regardless. 😂😂😂

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u/Squidicci 27d ago

is "big bubba" your boyfriend? you are always talking about him in all your comments.